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OMG…
What if pottermore places daniel radcliff in slytherine?
(Source: rowlinginthedepp, via thatsthat24)
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wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
What I like about this is that the vegan isn’t getting pissed and lynching OP for eating eggs. This is how to be a vegan. Respect that people have the right to choose their own diets. You should get an award for being a basic human being.
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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
my catchphrase
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I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
Hermione: *plays the trombone*
Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*
When harry isn’t on the train
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