Silver Tongue

Jan 22

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simplypotterheads:
“OMG…
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What if pottermore places daniel radcliff in slytherine?

simplypotterheads:

OMG…

What if pottermore places daniel radcliff in slytherine?

(Source: rowlinginthedepp, via thatsthat24)

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Jan 21

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

What I like about this is that the vegan isn’t getting pissed and lynching OP for eating eggs. This is how to be a vegan. Respect that people have the right to choose their own diets. You should get an award for being a basic human being.

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via saccharinecyanide)

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internetserviceprovider:

booknerding:

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Hermione: *plays the trombone*

Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*

When harry isn’t on the train

(Source: savaagecaabaage, via saccharinecyanide)

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