Silver Tongue

Jan 21

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spookyphernelia:
if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

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danthenachoman:

just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is
1 million seconds is just over a week and a half
1 billion seconds is about 35 years

Actually it is about 31.7 years but you get a star for trying.

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therealkpc51:

There is nothing more satisfying than thinking up a really good name for a Town Of Salem game

I’ve been using omega and opal recently

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Listen, Proddy, to get out of an arranged marriage you have to go to a masquerade ball and hook up with someone your family despises. Then have your cousin kill their friend had them kill your cousin and be exiled. Then fake your death to bring them back and have them kill your fiance before killing themselves. Then you kill yourself. That's how juliet got out of her arranged marriage.

a-random-mod:

hoofprint-is-spooky:
a-random-mod:
rosexknight:
jitterbugjive:
((Aaaand I think he’s been traumatized enough for one day.))
This is the best question I have ever seen a-random-mod ask.
Hey, I love pointing out how terrible of a love story romeo and juliet was. I mean, it’s a great story for the fact that it’s technically satire but as a love story, it’s terrible.
Mind you, Romeo and Juliet is a story of “Young love.” Reckless love that spirals out of control. Admit it, there was a time when you thought you where in love, but it turns out you didn’t even know the person that well.
One time. But then I realized I was an asshole because she fed me and let me borrow games and I took advantage of that. But I’ve changed.

Wait, I misread that. No, I’ve never liked someone I didn’t know.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:
rosexknight:
jitterbugjive:
((Aaaand I think he’s been traumatized enough for one day.))
This is the best question I have ever seen a-random-mod ask.
Hey, I love pointing out how terrible of a love story romeo and juliet was. I mean, it’s a great story for the fact that it’s technically satire but as a love story, it’s terrible.
Mind you, Romeo and Juliet is a story of “Young love.” Reckless love that spirals out of control. Admit it, there was a time when you thought you where in love, but it turns out you didn’t even know the person that well.

One time. But then I realized I was an asshole because she fed me and let me borrow games and I took advantage of that. But I’ve changed.

rosexknight:

jitterbugjive:
((Aaaand I think he’s been traumatized enough for one day.))
This is the best question I have ever seen a-random-mod ask.

Hey, I love pointing out how terrible of a love story romeo and juliet was. I mean, it’s a great story for the fact that it’s technically satire but as a love story, it’s terrible.

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

Remember, save now or risk doing it again.

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