Silver Tongue

Jan 21

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

Remember, save now or risk doing it again.

(via rosexknight)

taylorstauden:

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

But there are other universes where an aneurism has you

so is the multiverse theory basically soviet russia?

(Source: smoky-q-blog, via zeroyalviking)

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lizzymodblog:

poop

Whatever gets your rocks of.

(via )

moonshinedusk asked: If one were to get converted willingly, would they still be completely mentally fucked?

azula-griffon:

fangpony:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

I seriously don’t know why you guys think ponies actually know about conversion being a thing and that any individual would actually want that to happen. :I

Conversion is fucking painful it litteraly melts your flesh off and burn your nerves. Your DNA is being broken down and put back together, your brain and magic are shredded and reassembled to your new form.
And the worse part is that this stuff doesn’t even always work, it might not even just be willing through it you’re just not compatible and it kills you horribly.
Why the fuck would anypony go through that willingly?

I mean some mad bug scientist was a maybe in my head but they’d lose all memory and just become a foal brained full grown bug.

I’m gonna buy a commission as soon as I can with a pony forcing themselves to convert.

• Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
• Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
• Guy: Well...yeah.
• Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

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slbtumblng:

fatherlordzukoz:

but the question is would your favorite character have a crush on you too

Absolutely not. I am a huge dork who has no talent and does nothing.

(Source: princesszeldaz, via mysticbaconslice)

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professor-slimmcharles:

afroamericanpsycho:

liberallatina:

artifuss:

“we do nice things because he’s a person”

Wow

Wow…wow…why can’t adults grasp this concept

^Because mental and social conditioning takes years to take root, manifest, and become effective. Through formative years onto adulthood is where conditioning takes root and is expressed. These children haven’t been affected yet.

Children have the purest sight.

(Source: pokemown, via thatsthat24)