Silver Tongue

Jan 13

mangroveswamp asked: .. I'm ever so slightly awkward toward the folks who are praising your photography..? You're on a road-trip. You're snapping photos for memory keepsakes; that's standard procedure during travel. You don't appear to be going out of your way for dynamic lighting, angles, or any other artistic presentation that puts photography at different tiers of professionalism. Seeing where you've visited has been very fun but I don't understand what many people appear to be jumping around about? *squints*

jitterbugjive:

I’m really not going out of my way to make things look professional but I do want things to look nice. I’m mostly taking pictures out of a car window whenever things look pretty.

Buh.

When I’m actually TRYING to do nature photography it looks more like this:

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Holy shit, the spider and goat ones are amazing.

@gluttonace are you seeing this!?

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Just a reminder

Asriel is just as bad at names as his father. I mean:

Flowey the flower
Chaos saber
Shocker breaker

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chromedy:

talking to people about ur ocs like

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@rosexknight

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thehypnobunny:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

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Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon

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robustquestioner:
“ nekomabooty:
“ THE HOLY TRINITY~
seriously, what have i done?
”
I’ve seen mommy long neck
I’ve seen Ultra Power Lemon Sour
But going with this theme may I suggest
No Dip Frito Chip
”

robustquestioner:

nekomabooty:

THE HOLY TRINITY~
seriously, what have i done?

I’ve seen mommy long neck

I’ve seen Ultra Power Lemon Sour

But going with this theme may I suggest

No Dip Frito Chip

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thenarator:

boykingdom:

who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.

so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.

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