“would you like to have sex”
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I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
Make one of Xmen
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ok shit i wanna talk about this. there is NO way you’d get a fruit cup, a cookie, mashed potatoes, AND peas. you get one of those. two if you buy the cookie separately. and the fucking nuggets??? TEN?????? show me a public school where they serve you TEN nuggets. we got 4. that shit was like the holy grail of lunches. kids were tempted to pick em out of the trash. don’t even get me started on the tater tot economy with these lunches, those things were pretty much worth their weight in gold. i’d see people buy three lunches just for the side of tater tots, and throw the rest away
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is this from that ‘send your enemies glitter’ thing?
On the keyboard really? Lol
This is actually bad. Some got into his fishtank and if the fish were to eat it, it could get hurt pretty bad.
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The real life American Sniper himself was a madman who hated “ragheads”, I can’t believe this movie is going into the Oscars
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… Example number 4739208679 of how the media paints white criminals as simply adventurous, mentally incapable or troubled. In this case, adventurous.
this is infuriating me
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strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read
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