Silver Tongue

Jan 13

big-boss-official:
“ We were funnier in 2010 than we are now
”

big-boss-official:

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

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tacohellofficial:
“ small rebellions
”
Is anyone going to comment on the fact that taco bell likes steven universe?

tacohellofficial:

small rebellions

Is anyone going to comment on the fact that taco bell likes steven universe?

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(Source: textsfromsuperheroes.com, via adurot)

adurot:
“ daphnetrodon:
“ jelloapocalypse:
“ archiecomics:
“ That’s not half.
”
My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two...

adurot:

daphnetrodon:

jelloapocalypse:

archiecomics:

That’s not half.

My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.

“Archie-”
“Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”

Free breadsticks!

I agree with reggie on this one. Its rude for archie to ask for HALF of it when reggie bought it for himself.

(Source: archiecomics.com, via adurot)

Jan 12

thebootydiaries:

theinsanityofender:

theinsanityofender:

thebootydiaries:

skylarmikaelson:

thebootydiaries:

sinchiroca:

thebootydiaries:

mrjscupcake:

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tori-no-shonen:

thebootydiaries:

best-of-turnblr:

thebootydiaries:

temple run

reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid

temple run came out in 2011

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don’t let the media fool u 

There were no tablets in the 90’s, at least none that could do more the write an essay.

then how do u explain my proof sweaty :)

Lol sweaty… *sweetie

no :) i don’t think u r understand :) i have 3 phd’s on english sweaty :)

Are you mentally incompetent?

listen sweaty :) clearly ur too smart and superior for all of us so how about u stop talking ur mouth :) how many gf’s do u have :) 0 :) how many phd’s do u have :) 0 :) bye sweaty :)

If you have a Ph.D. then why are you wasting your time on tumblr being a useless piece of shit?

listen illiterate :) i said 3 phd’s :) im a piece of shit with 3 phd’s :) ur a piece of shit with 0 phd’s :) i have 7 gf’s :) i listen to john lemon :) i saw weed 3 times :) i have 9 abs :) so bye sweaty :) 

You’re also a piece of shit with no life and are a worse liar than my eight-year-old sister. How can a twelve-year-old have three Ph.D.s?

Where’s your three Ph.D.s now, you little bitch?

my father is the fbi so have fun in jail binch!!

man, angry birds totally ripped off temple run and that makes me mad as a 90s kid

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How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

Bruh, satan was the most beautiful angel before being casted down and if you don’t think I’m gonna flirt with him while he braides my hair, you are sorely mistaken.

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faithandmagick:

may-i-slytherin-please:

faithandmagick:

may-i-slytherin-please:

faithandmagick:

christowitch:

may-i-slytherin-please:

minxthewitch:

Why can’t there be Christian witches? I thought witchcraft was a practice and not a religion?? If it isn’t a religion then why would you have to worship something? Why not just practice it and when you and thank whatever you are using for using/borrowing their energy? 

Because Christianity itself does not allow witchcraft. Plain and simple. The bible expresses multiple times that magic is not allowed and “of the devil” so to speak. It’s true that witchcraft can be tailored to most religions, but there are religions that are just not open to it. There are versus referencing it all over both the old and new testament. Take the time to look it up, seriously, because religions aren’t trail mixes, you can’t pick out the parts you like and call yourself a part of it. A christian witch is an oxymoron. Personally, I was raised Christian, but I’ve become Wiccan over the years. It felt more right to me.

However, that’s not to say you can’t believe in the Christian god and/or Jesus and be a witch. Because you don’t have to label yourself as Christian to believe in them. Does that make sense? You don’t have to sit in a pew and read a bible to believe in a diety.

So, basically, you can believe in god and be a witch, but you can’t be a christian and a witch.

That literally makes no since. Be a Christian and be a witch but you can’t claim either. You are still a witch. You still think Jesus is your savior and worship him via witchcraft and live the holy trinity and have faith. So therefore Christian witch.
You’re one of those people who think you can’t be a Christian and gay… Aren’t you. ..

YOU CAN BELIEVE IN GOD AND BE A WITCH BUT NOT CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN AND BE A WITCH???

It seems Christianity has been demoted from the status of “religion” and become a fucking exclusive fanclub instead. *eyerolling into infinity*

Actually, I do believe you can be gay and a christian (don’t just make assumptions about people). Because the bible never specifically says you can’t. Unlike being a witch. In which case your bible speaks against it. Nor did I ever say you can’t claim them. I’m simply pointing out what the bible says, and if you’re not going to follow your own holy book then what’s the point? Unless there’s a part in the bible that says witchcraft is okay? Never came across it myself, but then again I don’t read the bible much anymore. But I did come across several parts that did say it was bad.

I’ve known several people who believe in god but don’t really think the bible is right (since it was written by men) and therfore don’t use the label christian. That’s what I was referring to when I said you could believe in god and not be a christian.

The op asked why you can’t ba a christian and a witch, and I answered. It’s because your bible says so. That’s why.

And faithandmagick, have you been in a church recently? They certainly do act like it’s an exclusive fan club.

Actually, I have been to church recently, and they absolutely did not act like it was an exclusive club, so maybe you should zip it about “making assumptions”.

By your referencing the Bible as “our Bible”, I’m assuming you’re not Christian anymore. Which means you shouldn’t speak on a religion that isn’t yours (and that you clearly didn’t understand much when you were a part of it). I also think there’s some issues with the Bible as a thing that was left in the hands of men (such as mistranslation and any jackasses that think somehow the Bible never had a single problem with mistranslation in the hands of mortal uninspired men), but that doesn’t mean I’m not Christian.

 Any time the word “witch” shows up in the Bible, you can bet your lucky stars it’s mistranslated and taken out of context.

We are doing the same kind of stuff that many Saints did. Our magic can be thrown under the title “healer”, “mage”, “magician”, “mystic”, etc. The word witch was slapped over anything that referenced “poisoner”. “drugger”, “deceiver”, “one who curses”, etc. These are pretty separate categories.

If I called what I did “magic” or “advanced prayer” (both valid things to call it), one would all of a sudden be bad because no one can get past fucking human language and understand the base of what we’re doing. Turns out, magic is totally compatible in the Bible as long as you’re not doing harmful shit.

tl;dr, this person asked why you can’t be Christian and a witch, and your uninformed ass answered incorrectly.

I just barely skimmed over what you said. If you can’t act like an adult, and feel the need to call names and be nothing but rude when talking with someone, then do it to somebody else. Goodbye.

AW YEAH RESPECTABILITY POLITICS

Idk son the only insult i gave towards you was “your uninformed ass” and that is at the very end of the post so you must’ve done quite some thorough skimming.

You got shut down and now you’re pulling the “i dont care if you were right i dont like ur tone so im gonna stick my fingers in my ears lalala” shit.

Who’s not acting like an adult here? Hmm. Must be you.

This post went in so many directions that i don’t even know who I’m supposed to agree with so I’m just gonna assume both of you are fools.

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