Silver Tongue

Jan 17

I had a dream last night that mark hammel went a bit cookoo and was hospitalized and could only do joker voice so they brought in tara strong to speak to him as harley quinn. 

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Jan 16

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Tomatoes

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And potatoes

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(Source: batou, via saccharinecyanide)

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naked-banana-man:
“awkwardjamie:
“ fkinclaimedurls:
“ what happened in 1915
”
we don’t talk about 1915
”
at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke
”
Actually what happened was there were knockoffs and they...

naked-banana-man:

awkwardjamie:

fkinclaimedurls:

what happened in 1915

we don’t talk about 1915

at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke 

Actually what happened was there were knockoffs and they couldn’t exactly sue the knockofs because knockoffs are still their own thing. So instead they made a unique bottle and patented that and sued people who used that bottle.

(Source: youngmoviestar, via thatsthat24)

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