Silver Tongue

Jan 09

catsvspatriarchy:

kyrstin:
this is the funniest thing harry ever said
Classic Roonil

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Send “Bad End” for an AU where good doesn’t triumph

roleplayers-ink:

Alternatively, send “Good End” for a starter where tragedy doesn’t happen

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rollingrabbit:

Judy! I can’t wait to see this movie.

@kilalabunnies

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Steven: Is that another Pearl? Who is she?
Pearl: Not all Pearls know each other, Steven.
Pearl (internally): Fucking banana-bread bitch thinks I forgot what she said at the Diamond Authority Christmas party ten thousand years ago well she and her fucking thigh-highs have another think coming I tell you what

sadistfujoshi:

why are people so intense about ships they hate?
like if they’re not canon and only exist in fanfiction and fanart, then why even care???
just chill and block/blacklist, there’s no need to throw a fit over stuff you can avoid

Because there are people who are so intense with shipping something that they will send threats to people who don’t ship it. Just ask @jitterbugjive

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wow I can’t believe what just happened to me.

oddbagel:

So, I was in Mcdonalds just using the wi-fi when this lady walked in. Her hair was dyed so I could tell that she was an SJW. There were only men in the line at Mcdonalds and she walked pass all of them and said, “This is the 21st century, feminism allows me to do this to cis-het white men like you.” and then she cackled evilly. She then asked the cashier to make her one McCake, and also to give her a discount because of the wage gap (not real btw). When the cashier told her that Mcdolands doesn’t make cakes she just gave him an evil glaire and said, “This is just like Anita said. Yet another cis-het mansplaining away free food. This is going straight on tumblr and twitter. I hope you enjoy having your entire life censored, shitlord.”
That’s when I couldn’t take it anymore. I walked straight up to the woman, got right in her face, and yelled THE CAKE IS A LIE! The entire mcdonalds gasped… and then they started applauding. That’s when I realized, that everyone in that mcdonalds had been a gamer. The SJW was beside herself and stumbled out of the mcdolmnalds, falling into a puddle of water and sullying her Steven Universe jorts. The cashier started crying out of joy and handed me $100 straight from the cash register. He also said I’m allowed to get free nuggets for the rest of my life.
It turned out that he was the son of the CEO of Mcdonalds. Also, I just asked him to marry me. You might have heard of him, his name is Albert Einstein Jr.

I can confirm. I was there. Everyone applauded

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