The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off
The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost
The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment
The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup
Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.
Picking up litter and helping direct traffic
SMOKEY THE BEAR
“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”
If Bernie did ANY of these things he’d be DONE. Yet these candidates can get away with anything. Biden literally lied about his civil rights efforts and warren attacked everyone and their mom for having super pacs (Bernie does not have a super pac) yet now has the largest super pac in the entire race. yet the media does not do its job.
Bernie does technically have 2 PACs supporting him but one of them is National Nurses United, the largest union of registered nurses in the country, and the other is Sunrise Movement, a youth led climate change organization. Not really comparable with the billionaire funded PACs the other campaigns have.
the 4 gay representation horsemen of the apocalypse:
a cop
a villain who’s shown to be more ~unhinged by their attraction to the same gender. bonus points if they’re homoerotically obsessed with the protagonist/someone in general who doesn’t return their feelings 😔
Dead
blink and you’ll miss it in the background for 3 seconds and there’s 500 articles written by buzzfeed about why this is a huge step forward for The Gays
