Silver Tongue

Jan 12

arosu-sama:

rupindre:

chickenyaoi:

Hey if you click this you can see what Google knows about you, your age, and your interests, and how they pick ads for you

mine says a female, 18-24, interested in fashion and beauty, so most of my ads are from retailers who specialize in makeup and dresses - so it’s entirely accurate

okay the tags on this post are absolutely golden

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BAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

The only thing it got right is that I like computers and electronics

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jesuswithalacefront:
“ latining:
“ exitpursuedbyasloth:
“  mmanalysis:
“  darkjez:
“  chadmsicard:
“  I dig this for a couple of reasons.
First, it’s got great style.
Perhaps more interestingly though, is that it’s a very different tone as far as the...

jesuswithalacefront:

latining:

exitpursuedbyasloth:

mmanalysis:

darkjez:

chadmsicard:

I dig this for a couple of reasons.

First, it’s got great style.

Perhaps more interestingly though, is that it’s a very different tone as far as the direction of aggression. Most people know the Clash of the Titans version where she’s  on the hunt for him once he shows up. But let’s face it, Medusa really gets the shaft from destiny overall. She starts out as a priestess in a temple who gets raped by Poseidon and gets cursed for it as if it was all her fault. The result is that she’s basically doomed to live without human contact for eternity. Then she’s hunted down specifically for her head by a demigod whose got all sorts of great toys and backing to get the job done and depicted as some sort of horrible monster for defending her turf from folks out to kill her.

There are some really interesting theories about regarding just what the whole ‘gorgon’ thing was really about from a historical perspective. It’s really quite a tragic tale about the rise of patriarchy and the purge of goddess-centric worshipers. There are also parallels to the Apollo versus Typhon story which is part of the same era. Harsh.

See, even the demystified stories from ancient times are fascinating!

deviantart:

Reblogging for commentary. 

I wish there were more nuanced portrayals of Medusa than as just a scary, snake lady.

Not to mention all this shit went down while she was pregnant with twins, the Pegasus and the giant Chrysaor, as a result from the rape. Perseus would mount Pegasus, and use him and Medusa’s head to kill a sea monster, thus winning him a wife, Andromeda. Medusa was cursed by the very goddess she served, Athena, who also gave Perseus the mirrored shield he used to slay her. Raped, betrayed by her god, hunted down like a beast in her own home while she was pregnant, her own children stolen from her and used to glorify and aide her killers and betrayers. And she’s supposed to be the monster?

That’s how Greek men saw the myth. Greek women viewed it as Athena protecting Medusa by giving her the power to make any man who looked at her completely harmless. Her head was used as a symbol to mark women’s shelters in ancient Greece.

Friendly reminder to remember that women have their own vivid lives and cultures and that the stories which are preserved today come through a heavy filter of gender, race, and class biases.

The above

I would watch a movie about the trauma medusa went through

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cyberho:
“avengersonna:
“ stonerscully:
“ laughhard:
“ Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat…
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is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it
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Holy
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I’ve seen this picture like 4 times on my dash today and I wasn’t gonna...

cyberho:

avengersonna:

stonerscully:

laughhard:

Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat…

is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it

Holy

I’ve seen this picture like 4 times on my dash today and I wasn’t gonna reblog it but I can’t do this anymore this is driving me crazy where the fuck is the fucking cat?

I will giv eyou a hint. It’s a black cat.

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liberallogic101:
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“ daniel-rosenfeld:
“ sunbleached-jacket:
“ c-a-bergamot:
“ redbloodedamerica:
“ liberallogic101:
“ #CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.
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What. The. Fuck. Is....

liberallogic101:

spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again

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stayoutoftherocks:

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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youngbloodcaster:

onesilentcall:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

reading-rainbow:

THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A

GAH

DEH

ARH

REH

WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’

I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN

ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT

DANCE DANCE, WEFALLEENAPAH DOO HURRDAH

DANCE DANCE, ANEEZADA LIES YOU LUVDALEEB

This has made me realize 90% of old Fall Ouut Boy songs wouldn’t need to be changed into Simlish for a Sims game.

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Jan 11

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theother9tenths:

vevy-velle:

singeranimal:

melmariesparrow:

Bard looked more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom looked like Orlando Bloom

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Here we see a man who looks like Orlando Bloom talking to Orlando Bloom, who does not look as much like Orlando Bloom

^basically my thoughts the entire movie.

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