Silver Tongue

Jan 08

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

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he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

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second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

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their cause is gaining numbers

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this is a revolution

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i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

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we are….defeated.

(via taffybuns)

rapacityinblue:
“ nubbybuns:
“ Ok emo kylo Ren is a masterpiece but i seriously need hux’s diary detailing having to deal with this nerd on a daily basis.
”
[hux, in Kylo Ren’s voice] dear diary, today I was pompous and my grandfather was dead.
today...

rapacityinblue:

nubbybuns:

Ok emo kylo Ren is a masterpiece but i seriously need hux’s diary detailing having to deal with this nerd on a daily basis.

[hux, in Kylo Ren’s voice] dear diary, today I was pompous and my grandfather was dead. 

today we were kidnapped by Jawas, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.

(via bloodsbane)

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solarsystern:

su fandom prediction: once we learn more about pink and white diamond we’re all gonna start sorting ourselves into the different courts a la hogwarts houses

Jokes on you, I’ve already aligned myself with the sassy, brash group that has no sense in fashion.

(via toodaioo)

(Source: textsfromsuperheroes.com, via adurot)

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“ stillhasabigego:
“ guitaurenhero:
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“ delcat177:
“ professor-bats:
“ kalasraven:
“ knightsintodreams:
“ acearoruby:
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pokemanaphy:

stillhasabigego:

guitaurenhero:

therealfeedback:

salty-mcfly:

termanal-velocity:

strawberryr:

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kalasraven:

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acearoruby:

sarakitten:

realgirlsgaming:

azaleecalypso:

touchyourblood:

thephilosophyofnope:

bikwin5:

jimthecitizen:

that’s quitter’s talk

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

use whirlwind sprint

climb on the desk and double jump from there

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

Fuckin triangle jump

Wallrun and jump to it

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

you’re just not thinking with portals.

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

jump and then hit control

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash

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You have to crouch on the edge of the wall. The little piece of wood on the wall has just enough collision to shimmy across. The sitting area, however, has no collision and you can use it to get under the map.

(via tomfawkes)

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