librarian: you have an overdue book
shakira: i’m pretty sure i turned it in a couple weeks ago…
shakira’s hips: she lost it
shakira: son of a
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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
(Source: chloereneeeee-blog, via rosexknight)
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DOESANYONE REMEBER
MOTHER
FUCKING
HAPPY
BUNNY?
this little fucker was my obession
This was so edgy back in the day
oh my god
middle school edgyness
(Source: raebeatle, via mysticbaconslice)
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today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.
we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to.
Clearly he doesn’t belong to humans. He belongs to ogres.
(via saccharinecyanide)
Help him
You can’t
S A V E H I M
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Anonymous asked: You know no boy will fuck you if you keep up this asexual thing right
that’s…that’s literally the point…
