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If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging”
So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!
Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!
*squints suspiciously*
You sly dog
A sly dog probably dogging right now
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I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
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- Favorite Male Character
- Favorite Female Character
- Least Favorite Character
- Favorite Ship
- Favorite Friendship
- Favorite Quote
- Worst Character Death (if any)
- This made me so happy you have no idea Moment
- Saddest Moment
- Favorite Location
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DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
Another good answer is Eris because chances are that she’s the one asking and then the Aphrodite will figure out that its just another attempt at causing chaos.
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silver-tongues-blog asked: Im on mobile but you should do a silver tongue colouration appledoc
Ta-da! =D
Brown and red is always a good combo
I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.
The Treacherous Troll Of the East No ;-;
((The Dark Wereful of the Shadows…dafaq))
The Black Wizard of the Mountain! Badass
the white unicorn of the forest wtf thst not scary at all
The cursed thief of the seas
The Black Ghost of the Shadows. Nice.
The Savage Gargoyle… OF THE NIGHT!
The Blue Dwarf of the Shadows
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