Silver Tongue

Jan 06

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I’m pretty sure at least two of those people existed

I’m pretty sure at least two of those people existed

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thoughts on stevens birthday week, day three

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Did anyone notice that they were using the four diamond symbol and each mural was corresponding with the aligned diamond? We saw three of the sides of the room except the side with the pink portion.

heterosexualvolcano:

just-shower-thoughts:

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

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jabberwockypie:

emilyshodgepodge:

Only in the Star Wars fandom would people be hesitant to ship characters because it just might be incest.

Look, Star Wars fandom was burned once and never forgot it.

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koryos:

“it’s an abomination against nature!” ah yes, nature, the place where a species of mite has babies that hatch inside the mother’s belly, have sex with their siblings inside their mother’s belly, then consume their dying mother from the inside out. beautiful nature

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bluepandaspirit:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. “Make me”,
  2. “oh really”,
  3. “is that so”

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

”That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [Points] Because… it’s so sharp.”

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