WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A MASTURBATION TIP THAT’S FUCKING CTHULHU OR SOME SHIT ABOUT TO EAT MY GODDAMN CAR I’M NOT JERKING IT
Tentacles. That’s why it’s relevant
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it’s 2015 stop acting like you need sex to have a good relationship
it’s 2015 stop acting like you need love to have sex
it’s 2015 stop acting like sex is a basic human need
it’s 2015 stop acting like everyone wants or needs to fall in love
it’s 2015 stop acting like asexuals and aromantics don’t exist
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i apparently go to bird school
which is for birdsgODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop
That dating simulator has prepared me for this.
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Anonymous asked: have not you heard of the American news? Peda has discovered Chinese kill cats and dogs to cook and also sell skin (gloves, jacket, others) with low price. because china is lack of law for animals. china is outlaw country to kill all animals throughout the world. attention, the Chinese are paying hunters to kill rare animals and sells something illegal.
Okay firstly you have to be a bot.
Secondly its PETA, and they’re batshit crazy.
Thirdly so what? Cats and dogs aren’t any more special than cows or pigs, and I’m wearing leather shoes and ate steak last weekend.
PETA is batshit crazy and you can’t trust a word they say.
But China also is crazy and doesn’t understand the idea of “restraint” when it comes to animals. See: Tigers.
And maybe it’s hypocritical, but I just can’t get behind dogs or cats being used for food or clothing. Makes me a tad ill to think about.There are many things China does wrong.
Using cats and dogs for food and resources isn’t one of them. Its only because we treat them as pets that its perceived to matter at all.
I’m not really the squeamish type when it comes to this stuff.
PETA kills thousands of animals every year themselves.
PETA are the ones who tell people you need to kill a sheep to get the wool (Which would not only stain the wool with the blood, making it unusable, but also cause you to go out of the wool business because now you don’t have a sheep)
They also say you need to kill a cow to get milk (Again, a bad idea because of the same reasons)
And they also say that chocolate milk comes from milk with blood in it (Dairies throw out milk that gets contaminated with things like blood)
They also steal peoples pets and kill them (The pets)
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