If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.T H I S
If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow.
FINE.
If you are asexual but not aromantic
fine
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DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
(Source: kingbellamy, via mysticbaconslice)
It should be everyone’s favorite pastime
Yeah, killing people is fun especially if they dont share your beliefs.
Do you know what a Nazi is
Now I’m not saying what happened was good or that they didn’t do anything wrong. They did many things that were very messed up. But there were a fair amount of nazi soldiers who were just following orders and had no idea about things like concentration camps.
(Source: darkpassenger-blog, via zeroyalviking)
“i had the sweetest dream last night, bro”
“bro every second i spend with you is a sweet dream”
“bro”
Why does that sound like something the cops from gravity falls would say?
(Source: greelin, via mysticbaconslice)
silver-tongues-blog asked: I did that (startinga dis scare) as a jester once and the person who pointed out the will and name didn't match up was lynched after it was revealed that I framed an inves. Then domino effect and the town lynch themselves to death.
Domino effect.
Lynch everyone. One of them will be a disguiser. Some day.
—-Saber
Well it was the “He got the (important town role) Lynched! He must be mafia!”
no.
Oh my god…
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??????????????????
WHY AM I LAUGHING WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE
SECOND PANEL GOOFY TOOK THE HAT FROM FOURTH PANEL GOOFY
ON ONE HAND THIS IS FUNNY
ON THE OTHER HAND IT HIDES A DEEP MESSAGE ABOUT HOW TIME AND SPACE OVERLAP EACH OTHER TO AFFECT OUR VERY EXISTENCE
(via mysticbaconslice)
the first and last dad joke
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Anonymous asked: You can't call someone a bad parent if you're not a parent yourself!
First off, there is so much wrong with this argument it isn’t even funny. This is like saying I can’t critique a book unless I’ve written one, or a movie unless I’ve made one. Which is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Second, I really don’t care if I’m not a parent. If you put your kid in danger (ie next to an angry cat that will hurt your child) you’re a bad fucking parent.
You don’t have to be a chef to tell when food tastes like shit. You don’t need to be a programmer to tell a game is bad. You don’t need to have kids to know when someone is doing it wrong.