i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
A 12 yr old playing an online FPS with a witch.
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AN AVATAR WITH NO ARMS.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.she coULD HAVE ARMS MADE OF ANYTHING
THE POSSIBILITIES
ARMS OF AIR, LIGHTNING, METAL, STONES, FIRE, WATER, LAVA, ICE AND SNOW, VINES, BONES, BLOOD, SAND, FRICKING RAINBOWS
OR ALL AT ONCE
OH SHIT
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not gonna be active for a while
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do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
dark souls. Where you actually feel the experience of hollowing as you become more aggressive and mindless the more you die.
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that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES
HE HAD IT COMING
pots were also smashed during altercation
The article because it’s not link(ed) here yet
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-stabbed-with-legend-of-zelda-master-sword-in-serious-condition-9167520.html
The person who wrote it clearly was a zelda fan and had loads of fun doing it.
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can the science side of tumblr explain THIS
He’s pumped from his mitochondria powerhousing his cells.
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Hi there
me: *goes to the ocean*
me: *grabs a shark*
shark: :O
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