Silver Tongue

Jan 05

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

A 12 yr old playing an online FPS with a witch.

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obtiterate:
“ smaug-official:
“ allonsypotato:
“ AN AVATAR WITH NO ARMS.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
”
she coULD HAVE ARMS MADE OF ANYTHING
THE POSSIBILITIES
ARMS OF AIR, LIGHTNING, METAL, STONES, FIRE, WATER, LAVA, ICE AND SNOW, VINES, BONES, BLOOD,...

obtiterate:

smaug-official:

allonsypotato:

AN AVATAR WITH NO ARMS.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

she coULD HAVE ARMS MADE OF ANYTHING

THE POSSIBILITIES 

ARMS OF AIR, LIGHTNING, METAL, STONES, FIRE, WATER, LAVA, ICE AND SNOW, VINES, BONES, BLOOD, SAND, FRICKING RAINBOWS 

OR ALL AT ONCE 

OH SHIT

(Source: memes-cure-my-depression, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

not gonna be active for a while

not gonna be active for a while

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fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

dark souls. Where you actually feel the experience of hollowing as you become more aggressive and mindless the more you die.

(Source: fandomstuck, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

tombakeristhebestdoctor:
“ timelordy-teganbreann:
“ owlmylove:
“ derples:
“ teganfeatsara:
“ that’s how I wanna go
”
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a...

tombakeristhebestdoctor:

timelordy-teganbreann:

owlmylove:

derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

HE HAD IT COMING

pots were also smashed during altercation

The article because it’s not link(ed) here yet
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-stabbed-with-legend-of-zelda-master-sword-in-serious-condition-9167520.html

The person who wrote it clearly was a zelda fan and had loads of fun doing it.

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minishcap:

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

image

He’s pumped from his mitochondria powerhousing his cells.

(Source: killer-killjoy, via mysticbaconslice)

Hi there

Hi there

rohangoestohell:

me: *goes to the ocean*
me: *grabs a shark*
shark: :O

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