Going to sort this out in “Definitely will use”, “Close but not quite” and “Didn’t hit the mark”. It’s no offense to anyone, I just got more submissions than I thought and I didn’t give a lot of specifics. So uhh yes here we go
Didn’t hit the mark:
These ones just didn’t really work for what I was going for, I really appreciate the designs though and the creators are welcome to do what they want with their pons, be it keeping them or giving them away or whatever.
Main reasons they didn’t work was because they were a little too down and dirty wheras the pirates I need are a little more dapper and arrogant.
“Sometimes things happ’n an ya don’ figure it all out in time. One day yer practicin’ yer numbers an’ letters and the next yer snatching the beads off some lass’s neck fer bits. It happ’ns.”
Since I don’t want to make you rewrite anything or make you feel bad for ignoring whatever dribble drabble is in my head about this oaf, thats all I’ll leave you with. I hope you like him!
I knew you were asking for pirate ponies, so… I made this one quickly. ;w; Let me know if you want her or not, because if not, I have a small plan for her.
3. He is not a princess. He does not identify as a princess.
4. Calling him a princess because he doesn’t adhere to the white western interpretation of masculinity and because he’s “sassy” is sexist, racist, and reinforces the gender binary.
“Player: “They don’t give a ship”
DM: “Okay, next player to make a pun gets minus 50 exp.”
Player: “I want to talk to the water nixies”
DM: “About what”
Player: “Current events””
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Wait, maybe I’m stupid, but how does the existence of gravity oppose the “gods raising the sun and moon” thing?
I mean, sure, the sun goes around the earth in their universe, that’s fine, but there can still be gravity, right? If anything’s effected it’d be the tides or something.
The physical problem there is that it’s impossible within the known laws of science for a star to be small enough in mass to orbit the Earth. Gravitational confinement, the method by which most stars achieve nuclear fusion, requires masses many orders of magnitude higher than that of the Earth.
However, since magic falls outside of known physics, it could be so, easily. Their Sun could be some kind of ‘magically confined fusion device’.
My favorite headcanon is that their star is an Eye of Harmnony:
And that this thing is a TARDIS Architectural Reconfiguration System:
And that their entire planetary system is a TARDIS that turned inside-out and created its own little fantasy world out of Time-War induced insanity.
The Mane 6 are the reincarnated personalities of the six original Tardis pilots. She misses them, so she’s trying to rebuild them, but she’s crazy, so: horses.
[Yes, I am a nerd.]
I’m gonna ignore all the doctor who bullshit you just pulled.
Maybe Equestria is just a way bigger fucking planet than the earth as we know it, bigger than a star? Far-fetched, but stranger things have happened.
Naw, if a planet was more massive than a star, it would collapse in on itself and become something like a star. Even if it was completely ‘burned out’, the best you could do is a gas giant.
How about… Celestia actually controls Equestria´s orbit around the sun, rather than the opposite, but they just tell everyone she’s controlling the sun instead because the general populace is too stupid to understand?
One problem is that we are assuming that equestria is the same size as the earth. Due to the fact that there are no manmade objects or humans in it, we don’t know how big it is. For all we know, the planet they live on could very well be big enough to have a star orbit it and the inhabitants could be giants relative to us.
