1-5: be completely baffled by
6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet
11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of
16-20: cry a lot about
21-25: seek heaven through
26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who isjanuary: the weight of your sins
february: full communism
march: rage bigger than your body can contain
april: the Sun
may: eleven-dimensional space
june: violence
july: the merciless confines of linear time
august: a fictional character
september: the void
october: a ghost
november: every single dragon
december: a giant robot
Cry a lot about a ghost….
METTATON AND NAPSTABLOOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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the year is 2084. you’re taking your intro to memes final. the final question is simple:
milhouse is not a meme. however, “milhouse is not a meme” is a meme. furthermore, “‘milhouse is not a meme’ is a meme” is a meme, and “‘“milhouse is not a meme” is a meme’ is a meme” is a meme. how many iterations can this pattern go through before the resulting sentence ceases to be true?
a bead of sweat appears on your forehead. you spent the whole weekend studying boxxy, because you’ve heard from upperclassmen that dr jennings almost always uses a question about boxxy for the final. suddenly, it dawns on you: you’ve been trolled.
Trick questions. The original sentence was “milhouse is not a meme” and no matter how many iterations of it, milhouse will never be a meme. Therefore, it will never cease to be true
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security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
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What if Bobba fett was really into vore and was just looking for an excuse to fall in that pit. Like “oh noooooo Han broke my jetpack~” and he just purposely falls into it.
why would you make me read this with my own two eyes
In the extended “canon” Bobba Fett falls into the Sarlacc pit like 5 times I want everyone to know this while reading this post
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