Silver Tongue

Dec 31

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

that dog fakes dying just to get a burger. That dog is an asshole.

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primadonna-gavin:
“ spoonspoonfork:
“ alskylark:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ dizorthegnome:
“ superpsyguy:
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In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
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Hold it!
Wikipedia and...

primadonna-gavin:

spoonspoonfork:

alskylark:

lizzymodblog:

dizorthegnome:

superpsyguy:

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!


Hold it!


Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case

oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE

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How Well Do You Know Your OCs

Haven’t drawn humans in a while. I suck. Also, I redisigned him. Not that you would know what his original design looked like huehueheu.
One thing I did though was change his blades into butterfly knives.
BTW, this is my ginger character, Ness, for a...

Haven’t drawn humans in a while. I suck. Also, I redisigned him. Not that you would know what his original design looked like huehueheu. 

One thing I did though was change his blades into butterfly knives.

BTW, this is my ginger character, Ness, for a series I’ve never actually ended up making.

Anonymous asked: why r u hating on iggy! shes such a good rapper

surprisebitch:

mymompickedthisurl:

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christel-thoughts:

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I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

AND SHE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER

reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?

swear to god she’s nash grier’s mom, that tired sack of talentless trash

No execptions

Dec 30

“Why did you put an egg in a bathtub?”

“Aesthetic."