my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
that dog fakes dying just to get a burger. That dog is an asshole.
In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
Hold it! Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…
It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!
You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.
Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.
Since,
HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!
why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case
oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE
reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?
swear to god she’s nash grier’s mom, that tired sack of talentless trash
