Silver Tongue

Jan 01

Teacher: you failed your final.
Me: haha *smirks*
*coughs up blood*
That's funny. But you know what? *looks to the ceiling*
I have friendship. I have people who support me. With them I can do anything.
Teacher: your final was 20% of ur grade. You got a C in this class.
Me: *shakes head* it's funny. How alone you are. I feel sorry for you.....bc I have the best friends in the world.....

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ladygreyfist:

azogthenailfiler:
“How many OC’s do you have?”
Me:
Lol @theotherstarkbastard

@rosexknight

(via hollllow)

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aluox:

2016 IS A LEAP YEAR

(via bloodsbane)

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rosexknight:

Customer: “I noticed you have this open box TV for $477. I was going to offer $400.
Me: Bitch you don’t fucking OFFER us anything. You pay exactly what the fucking price tag said you entitled cunt.

according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

julieyumi:

1-5: steal
6-10: consume
11-15: master
16-20: battle with
21-25: hoard
26-31: transform into
january: anime
february: chocolate
march: knives
april: potatoes
may: flowers
june: seaweed
july: the Declaration of Independence
august: puppies
september: school supplies
october: bones
november: crispy leaves
december: snowflakes

(via ryukodragon)