Silver Tongue

Feb 28

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ghoststrawberries:

post fma the elric-rockbell family is just: Winry Rockbell the famous automail mechanic whose services are requested all over Amestris and even in other countries…………….. and her husband who like, used to be in the military or smthn. 

Sometimes he complains about how annoying God is

i think he punched the guy behind the assassination of King Bradly

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turing-tested:

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daily–jadeharley:
“she’s a maneater!!!
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daily–jadeharley:

she’s a maneater!!!

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pauladrawsnstuff:

New animation. Old audio. Get dunked.

tamberella:
“Couple of my all time favs
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tamberella:

Couple of my all time favs

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turnipfritters:

himbofisher:

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i mean, what do you think the point of glory holes are

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Anonymous asked: What does "dead dove don't eat" mean? I'd Google it but I'm afraid of getting graphic images of deceased birds in the results.

ao3commentoftheday:

It’s a meme from an old episode of Arrested Development. You’ve seen it here on tumblr, but not always with the original context. 

The character sees a paper bag in the fridge labelled “Dead Dove Do Not Eat.” He takes the bag out of the fridge, opens it up, makes a disgusted face, and then the famous “I don’t know what I expected.”

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Originally posted by giffythings

There really was a dead dove in the bag.

When you see a fic tagged with “dead dove do not eat” it basically means, “this fic is clearly labelled (tagged) indicating content that some people will not want to read. If you read it anyway, it’s your own fault. I warned you.”

It can also be interpreted as “See those tags and warnings? I’m not joking around. Pay attention to them.”

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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