Silver Tongue

Dec 27

My most evil minecraft story is that one day, I made a short underground tunnel system that ran under all the player houses and set them on fire from below before covering the tunnel up. when players were distracted by the fires, I would break the chests in other houses and burn everything inside. So eventually the whole town was burned. All the stuff was lost and it was because the owner pissed me off. It was all on lan and we were all in the same room. She came and unplugged my computer but I had my revenge. I don’t know why I was thinking about this.

boostedmegmain asked: Okay, but in the Avatar AU can we name the Doll × Mike ship BOILING WATER!?

mysticbaconslice:

OH MY GOD OH JT GOS OSIWKENEJ YES BOILING WATER OMFG

I bet things would get steamy

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casualcissexism:
“ darksungwyndolin:
“ jesus mario what is your damage
”
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN
”
In mario tennis, if you get gold as luigi, this happens.
Mario is an asshole.

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

In mario tennis, if you get gold as luigi, this happens.

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Mario is an asshole.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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I need to watch over the garden wall

kilalabunnies:

I missed it when it premiered because of the whole contract issue with DISH and cartoon network….

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http://www.animetoon.tv/watch-over-the-garden-wall

(Source: demon-space-boi)

Send my muse a couple stars

✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me

Excuse you but
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪= Rise Shenron

(Source: superwho-fandomstuck, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

jitterbugjive:

I don’t get why people think marriage has anything to do with a family unit TBH, since plenty of kids have not married parents and single parents and people can have kids outside of marriage ._.

Not to mention that the “It’s unnatural” argument falls flat when people point out that many bird, dogs, sea mammals and other animals have homosexuality within their species.

supahbecci:

i just had the best town of salem game where i was GF. the mayor revealed d1, and our disguiser disguised as him and the janitor cleaned him. next day the disguiser, “mayor” asked everyone to whisper their roles to him and everyone happily told their roles

This is why I always pay attention to the mayor votes. If the revealed mayor does not vote 3 then it’s a dis.

(Source: peccsan, via town-of-salem)

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

(Source: jessiflorus, via mysticbaconslice)