During the first season or two of Roseanne, Roseanne Barr was treated horribly by the producers, who wanted to get rid of her, even though she was the creative genius behind the show, which was based entirely on characters she had developed. She went with “success is the best revenge,” working extra hard to make sure the show hit the #1 spot, knowing at that point she could seize creative control. She hung out with the crew and supportive castmembers (including John Goodman, who flat refused to do the show without her), and put a list on her door. That list had the name of every single person who worked on the show. When they pissed her off, she’d cross off their name in red. Everyone in red was to be fired the second she was in charge. She took this policy from Machiavelli, and she made good on it. Her first move was to fire everyone who had tried to shut her down. She also promoted a number of women writers and fired a number of men writers for being sexist. So, this shirt is no lie.
*takes notes*
welp
My grandmother and I had a conversation about this during brunch today. We both agreed that Rosanne is who we should all aspire to be
i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic
Alright, I had to do some research on it to confirm
The original dril tweet was posted in May 2012
And Google Trends indicates that this is a rarely searched term, and never searched before the dril tweet
This would seem to indicate that this iconic phrase did, in fact, originate with dril and not beforehand, and I think that’s beautiful because future generations will learn about this literary masterpiece that came from Twitter
do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming
me at 14:
i'd better not do this Stereotypical Teenage Thing because the Adults will think i am Immature and just like all the Others. i must strive to be Cultured and Individual
me now:
i'm gonna do this stereotypical teenage thing and ima do it with an overflowing mouthful of mini m&ms i live to aggravate The baby boomers also stereotypes don't mean shit so what if i'm a stereotype turn up the fuckening stereo
