Silver Tongue

Dec 29

You know what movie is fantastic?

Prince of egypt

cactustuck:
“uhouse:
“ endquestionmark:
“ firegrowshigher:
“ transhumanisticpanspermia:
“ boopart:
“ WHAT!!!!
”
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be...

cactustuck:

uhouse:

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

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tyleroakley:
“ liberalsarecool:
“ hesse-hex:
“ myulteriormotive:
“ Casual reminder that everyone needs to go out and vote in arguably the biggest election in our life time.
”
Please, go & vote!
”
Register. Vote. Inaction is not an option....

tyleroakley:

liberalsarecool:

hesse-hex:

myulteriormotive:

Casual reminder that everyone needs to go out and vote in arguably the biggest election in our life time.

Please, go & vote!

Register. Vote. Inaction is not an option. #VoteBlue

REGISTER TO VOTE HERE.

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bloodsbane:

how is nsp so good? how

Well you have an undying ninja who gave up being an assassin to be a singer and dancer and you have a psychopathic mass murdering ninja with a PHD.

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mattykcosplay:
“ Must…resist…smashing impulse!!
This photo was taken this past summer at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.
”

mattykcosplay:

Must…resist…smashing impulse!!

This photo was taken this past summer at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.

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reversalmushroom asked: Has anyone ever been racist against you in your real life?

jitterbugjive:

askrustynail:

nightguardmod:

jitterbugjive:

I’ve been called a muddy limey nazi for having a mix of european and german origins, does that count?

Pinging @askrustynail on what sort of mixed drink a muddy limey nazi is. I’m guessing it has Jägermeister?

A Muddy Limey Nazi? Let’s see, here…

A Muddy Limey Nazi: 

½ oz Voli Espresso Vanilla Vodka

½ oz Wyboroa Lime and Mint Vodka

½ oz Godiva Chocolate Liqueur

½ oz Kirschwasser

Put liquor and Ice into Shaker, Shake, and strain into a glass.

And there we go! A Mocha Cherry-limeade (Don’t look at that like that until you try it; it is not the nightmare that description makes it!)

The “Muddy” part comes from the Mocha, the “Limey” comes from the Wyboroa, and the “Nazi” part comes from the fact that the German Kirchwasser will overpower the tastes of the other ingredients, which are, in order, from France, Poland, and Belgium. 

So, there you go. A Muddy Limey Nazi.

I hope that helped, @nightguardmod, @jitterbugjive

omfg

slimetony:

loloman23:

bigeisamazing:

skingrit:

gekidnappt:

Teenager 2000 : I love you
Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

Teenager 1354: all the townspeople are shitting on themselves and dying

teenaged 30,000 BC: unga

teengager 56.0 mya:

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