You know, ORAS dialogue actually sounds pretty fucking stupid if you never actually use mega evolution. Everyone is all like “oh you’ve mastered mega evolution” and “you are the chosen one. see how your pokemon can mega evolve?” and you’re just like “I literally have not mega evolved once.”
Like, Rayquaza is a huge fucking disappointment and why the fuck do they throw two legendaries in a row without giving you the option of going and restocking on ultra balls?
Also, rayquazas mega looks fucking stupid and is really bad to lose. He dies in one hit against whatsherface who battles you immediately after you catch rayquaza for no fucking reason. Deyoxys is weak as fuck. He can only kill rayquaza who is forced to be in his mega at the very start of the battle making him the first mega I’ve used much to my chagrin. Also, I the last half hour of my life was wasted because I fucking ran out of ultra balls when trying to catch deoxys because they don’t let you go and restock.
Also, the stuff the characters say make no fucking sense if you never actually used any megas the entire game because they go and praise how good you are at mega and how close your pokemon are to be able to mega evolve and I’m just like “I have never even mega evolved any of my pokemon because that’s fuckign stupid”
Also, the stuff she says after you battle her makes no sense if you lose to her, which I did in hopes to get back to a town so I can buy more ultra balls.
TL:DR
Rayquaza was overhyped, the part where you face rayquaza then immediately battle the daconoid and then immediately face deoxys were poorly thought out and the stuff they say makes no sense if you never mega evolve.
He may be doing his best but he’s clearly not good at it. I wouldn’t be so pissed if he wasn’t built up to be a super god of awesomeness with an entire temple built to his glory and him being spoken about in legends. Like, imagine if the master sword ended up being made of foam. That’s how pissed I am.
One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never gets Ellie to Paradise Falls. But they find out that what they wanted isn’t necessarily what they needed, and I really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn’t always turn out the way they dreamed and that’s okay.
