Silver Tongue

Dec 21

cookiemonstahz:

adventuresinlearning:

and we are still fighting over minimum wage

And america tries to ask so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and learn a thing or two from these other countries.

But america just looks at what other countries are doing that works and say “I can do this even better!” And tries to do it from scratch, completely missing the parts that help people and makes life harder for the citizens.

(Source: from-student-to-teacher, via saccharinecyanide)

soopertreeman:

Mythical creatures: The most complicated diagram on fictional animals you’ll ever need!

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beenwandering:

buckysam:

daleyprophet:

sometimes i’m reading a book and i think the characters are in room but then i read the next paragraph and they are sitting in a tree in alabama and i need to change the whole scenario in my head 

whAT DO YOU MEAN HE WALKS TO THE WINDOW THERE IS NO WINDOW THERE

or when they were talking in public and you missed the one line about them walking inside and suddenly pants are coming off and you’re like WOAH THIS TOWN IS PROGRESSIVE

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thewhipandtheunicorn:

trickstersherlock:

rocktopussy:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird

i can only walk

Do you know how many native birds we have in New Zealand?

One hundred and ninety-seven. I looked it up.

The huia (now extinct) was a bird prized for it’s beautiful feathers, which adorned the wealthiest Victorian aristocrats, including the queen herself.

The kea is an alpine parrot known for its talent of taking apart the parked cars of unsuspecting tourists.

The fantail is a common bird named for its distinctive tail feathers that open like a fan.

And what did we choose as our national bird?

This goofy fucking idiot.

made all the worse by our air force using it on the roundel

it’s…. it’s flightless

(Source: becausebirds, via saccharinecyanide)

putuksstuff:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via ChrisWise)

We live!!

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phoneticmeow:

davidthedeer:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

GIRLS TO AVOID:

-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men

-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of people

BOYS TO AVOID:

-tumblr user davidthedeer

Boys to avoid

- boys who will complain and insult you for not being with them despite how “nice” they are supposed to be

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shockingjokes-artbook asked: Wanna here a pun? No? I gonna tell you any ways kilalaFUNnies!

kilalabunnies:

rainbowmod:

demon-space-boi:

OH LOOKS MY PUNS! How about some PUNful jokes! Like, …… I forgot I guess I’m PUNgetful.

Those puns were terrible and they deserve some swift and severe punishment.

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

(Source: hoeleia, via zeroyalviking)

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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