Silver Tongue

Dec 25

poni-pon:

moomuffns:

poni-pon:

tfw u wanna make a whole AU based on next gen ponies

I only ship three pairings

Fluttercord

Twilestia 

and Cheesiepie.

Who do you guys ship and whY?

Flarity, Because they are both super delicate and have that gentle “mommy” feeling. And they are super cute fashion horse.

I can’t see Rarity being with anyone, personally. I heavily dislike her character, her snobbynish personality, and just- ugh. her fucking perfectionism. I can’t stand it at all. I personally see Rarity the CEO of a huge dress/fashion company with no husband nor children- just a bunch of cats. Because no one’s good enough for her, she dislikes children, and she’s so full of herself -w- Element of generosity my ass.

Big Turner and caramel flutter.

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coluring:

proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written.

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fleshosphere:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

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fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat:

long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:

pugchacho:

itsafunnyoldlife:

strayleea:

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

oh

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

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undertale: Bad Fandom Interpretations edition

creamakita:

creamakita:

oh and i almost forgot the worst interpretation at all:

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gooeygarbage:

nelfs:

cant use steam…… someone might steal the $3.37 in my steam wallet and then what will i do

hackers sold all my steam trading cards and used the resulting $1.08 to buy me Bad Rats, I’m suing Valve™

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melkyore asked: Merry christmas. I'll be sending you the "merchandise" later this evening.

scraps-is-busy:

Send it!? I told you to burn it! I mean seriously!

What else does one do with a bundle of orphans on Christmas?

What CANT you do with a bundle of orphans

jortsfan:

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

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