Silver Tongue

Dec 24

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SO THERE WAS A BOMB THREAT NOT TO FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE! IT WAS JUST OUTSIDE THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I BUY MY FOOD! MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOUR PRESENT IS POTENTIAL DEATH AND A SHIT TON OF TRAFFIC

rum:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:
OH MY G OD.
RIPPPPP

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bloodsbane:

tfw your girlfriend is a tiger

Merry christmas @confusedbearsounds

Have a pic of your sea jelly giving his eel boyfriend some ~~pot~~ cookies

agendr:

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

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Republicans: global warming does not exist
Me: it is 70 degrees on Christmas Eve

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phantxsy:
Once
in
A
forest
the
cat
saw
a
magical
dick
he
ran
into
A
Safe
cave
He
knew
it
Was
Only
A
Temporary
safe
cave
As
there
Was
Something
Mysterious
going
Down
The
Path
Towards
a
Dark
drunk
ninja
That
screamed
“FUCK”
And
Pulled
Butts
out
Of
butts
and
ate
the
Dick
Without
any
Consideration
.
Wow
He
Decided
to
kill
A
toothbrush
because
he
disliked
donald
Trumpet
And
wanted
World
DOMINATION
so
they
shoved
the
body
down
into
a
shoe
lace
and
Ate
Papyrus
Dust
While
cannibals

gun

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