(via taffybuns)
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
(via taffybuns)
Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?
Every week
at least three times a week
I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
Listen Glunkus is good and I love him but if you guys are gonna make him popular without Hobo then what’s the point… Hobo is just a small dirty cat who wants to eat his favorite food with his pal Glunkus… don’t forget about him.
(via bloodsbane)
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
(via rosexknight)
Never have I related to an animal so much in my life.
(via thatsthat24)
They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker
MAKE THE MOVIE!!
I would watch the shit out of this movie.
(via thatsthat24)
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