m’ineral
I AM SO PISSED. THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST MEME OF THE YEAR AND IT’S FREAKING GOATS LIKING SALT WHAT THE FUCK
(Source: dolleyeresponse, via mysticbacon-deactivated20141221)
OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
he has no nose??
I think homer notices something it wrong but can’t quite place what it is.
(Source: snipsons, via pembrokewkorgi)
frigiddykebitchcuntmanabuser2k14:
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
(via mysticbacon-deactivated20141221)
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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When someone refuses to accept that jailing someone four nights in a row with no kills early in the game is enough of a reason to execute
Why is there a huge influx of gay pornbots following me?
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Get home from dropping friend off at bus station.
Lay doe to sleep for a couple hours.
Sleep for 4 instead.
Oops…
Still more sleep than I got
Ask me shit