Silver Tongue

Dec 23

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Sometimes I forget that when people talk about being into freaky shit, they mean BDSM, which I consider pretty standard.

Anonymous asked: Ia not also Alphys implied in metta quest to used to have something for asgore too??

Alphys is either pan or demi if what mettatons reaction when you say you don’t know who she has a crush on holds any truth. he says

CORRECT. DR. ALPHYS HAS A CRUSH ON… THE UNKNOWABLE. YOU SEE, ALPHYS BELIEVES THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE. SOMEONE WATCHING HER. SOMEONE SHE THINKS IS “CUTE” AND “INTERESTING.” HELLO, THEORETICAL PERSON. DR. ALPHYS LIKES YOU. TOO BAD YOU ARE NOT REAL.


Meaning she can be with either anyone, or she can be with the right person when she finds them.


But yeah, she also possibly had a crush on asgore and mettaton as well since all answers are correct.

the-hungry-russian:
“ scoutaloo:
“ jaxblade:
“ raybee:
“ The heroine that NEVER gives up.
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Okay I dont even play this game but this looks dope
…..also
…this chicks kinda hot
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She’s like, SUPER lesbian, man.
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She… She could be bi… Please let her be...

the-hungry-russian:

scoutaloo:

jaxblade:

raybee:

The heroine that NEVER gives up.

Okay I dont even play this game but this looks dope

…..also

…this chicks kinda hot

She’s like, SUPER lesbian, man.

She… She could be bi… Please let her be bi.

It’s possible. I mean, there are some implications that at one point she had a thing for asgore before she met alphys.

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Anonymous asked: lifting Tumblr is NOT a community of kids just ~stealing for the rush~ so many of those girls are low income/mentally ill can you not just assume they're all spoiled and vapid because they take makeup a lot

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Shoplifting Tumblr is so fucking disgusting omg

Okay, somebody fill me in here…is this really happening on tumblr? Are we really encouraging people to shoplift?!!!

Is anyone even remotely surprised given that this is Tumblr? I mean seriously?

If you can’t afford stuff like luxury food and things that aren’t necessities (Such as makeup, games and alcohol) than I have to words to say to you - Tough shit.

You don’t have any damn right shoplifting from businesses no matter how rich they are. It’s a fucking scummy thing to do when it puts the jobs of employees at risk and raises the cost of items for ordinary folk to make up for the losses inflicted by shoplifters who think they’re entitled to a five finger discount.

The attitude of some people….

Call me old-fashioned, but what ever happened to not doing things simply because they’re morally wrong?

You know what happens after one of your “hauls?”

The manager finds out. because in stores it’s not a “oh no one is going to notice one item missing.” In most stores, items are all hooked into an electronic database that counts how much of an item there is. When an item is scanned at a check stand, it is removed from the data base. People have a job of going and checking to make sure the merchandise is in place. So what happened when I manager finds out that over $1000 dollars in random good is missing? They fire the fucking person in charge of making sure that doesn’t happen, likely a minimum wage worker just stationed at a check stand near the door. So instead of fucking the system like you entitled brats think you’re doing, you’re fucking the working class that you yourself are a part of. The only difference between you and the people you’re screwing over is that they actually have the common decency and motivation to work for their necessities.

I worked for Walmart before. I can tell y'all for a fact that shoplifting doesn’t hurt management on up to the executives, it hurts the grunts on the bottom rung just trying to eke out their lives honestly. You shoplift, you literally take all that money from the pockets of low-level associates who are not paid enough to deal with the shit they have to deal with.

Fuck shoplifters.

Only on Tumblr would shoplifting be glorified. Pathetic. 

If you’re starving to death and need food for a day and steal some fucking bologna, that’s one thing. But seriously????? Are y'all kidding me right now. $2k. $2,000 worth of shit? Stuff this little bitch STOLE? I have mental illnesses but that is no fucking excuse for me to go around literally robbing people. You’re all ungrateful, manipulative little cunts. How dare you?! Your parents pay for everything else and then you go steal shit. Oh how I’d love all this high dollar stuff you’re going around stealing, but I have to just go with out! I hope you get caught and go to fucking jail and have your face on every door of every store saying “don’t let these girls in here ever” because you don’t even deserve to be able to have anything nice. Fuck you.

And literally people working retail don’t have time to be bothered with thieving ass tumblr.
Every time something gets stolen or someone tries to return a box with a used/wrong item in it we have to fill out paper work.

We have lines stretching across the sales floor and we have to stop to deal with your fuckery which gets us in trouble for not appearing productive to shoppers or holding up the line.

We get in trouble if we didn’t check inside a return to make sure the item is what is on the receipt.

And also staff knows who you are. Don’t think just because you haven’t been arrested yet that it won’t ever happen.

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@rosexknight

STORY TIME!!

So. I work at Best Buy. An electronic store. I recently transferred into a poverty-level area from a rather ritzy area. I can tell you now we have LESS shoplifters in the poverty-level store than we did at the ritzy one. Now, don’t get me wrong we still have shoplifters and people trying to scam us but as far as petty shoplifting? That was ALL at the other store. And you know who most of it was by?

The kids of rich families who got their asses spoiled and think the world revolves around them. Not only did I tell one of these punk-ass kids that no, they couldn’t return an open game and no you weren’t told a trade-in was going to be $60 you walked to me you douche, we caught this SAME KID stealing headphones. He put them in his shoes and got his ass caught because he’s an idiot.

These kids stealing might have a mental illness or be in poverty level, but judging by experience I’d say 90% of them are rich, entitled little bitches who are screwing all of us hard-working folks over. It makes me literally sick and if I met any of these cunts I’d punch them with great prejudice.

I’ve only worked in food industry but we still get in trouble if even a bag of chips goes missing. If someone steals so much as a bag of chips, whoever stocked them gets the blame. Shoplifting fucking sucks.

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troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

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doshmobile:

drawing on the wrong layer

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RUNNING OUT OF REDOS WHEN YOU TRY TO FIX IT

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