i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
this sjust in obmama creates new law demanding that all men shave off their nipples “just cut them right off jusut fucking do it they dont do anyhting” he was quoted as screaming off the white house roof this morning
ideas for neko atsume:
• breed the cats. i want little bby kittens
• more cat breeds
• long haired cats
• kittens
• a way to “adopt” your favorite cat
• (so they always stay in your area)
• little tiny baby kittens
• treats you can give to your faves
• baby cats
• like regular cats but smaller
• KITTENS
Since the Most Important Day of the Year is this upcoming week, I suggest we shift this year’s Seasonal Meme from Baby Grinch to Chewbacca’s son, Lumpy, from the 1978 classic, The Star Wars Holiday Special.
