Never ask an artist when they’re going to be doing sales and stuff on their commissions.
Seriously, don’t.
It makes you seem like a cheap ass.
Especially if you contact them with something REALLY big, and then ask when they’re doing holiday sales.
Because it’s not gonna be pleasant.
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literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place
BEAUTIFUL SCARS OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, BLESSED BE THOSE DAUGHTERS OF THOR
that last comment made me feel 1000% better about the stretch marks i found last night
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something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort
#i am laughing he’d probably run him over with his new company car #get out and hit him with his umbrella [x]
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saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying
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i love moviegoing experiences where people clap and cheer because there’s no point to it, the people who made the movie can’t hear you, but people do it anyway because they’re just so moved or excited by the film that they burst into applause even though the only people they have to share it with are each other. that’s nice.
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why are crayons crayons now illegal on tumblr dot com
This is Mama Julie the Snorlax vwv she runs her own bed n’ breakfast. She’s nice and generally likes to take care of others. Tho if you skip out on your bill she’s gonna fuck you up bruh. She wants that fucking money and will break anyone who doesn’t pay.
She is so fucking cute, I want her to hug me.