Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
Pshh. I bet you don’t even remember the labrynth.
Anonymous asked: Do you actually have freckles?
Yeeeahhh I don’t like to admit it but if I drew that thing without the freckles, the few people who were in the know would have pointed it out anyway.
Freckles drop intimidatory factor by 8%.
SHIT
Butt freckles up the adorable factor by 12%
It was four maf, a jester (me), a witch, a surv and an exe. The amn would have won too if the maf waited one more night.
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For example: when I update my ask blog a certain amount of times, I tend to get noticed quite a bit from random people who (outside of sending asks for the blog) want to just talk. A good portion of this comes from including other people’s OC’s in my posts, so of course something like this was to be expected. But whenever I stop updating for any period of time (be it because of schoolwork, art block, important IRL issues, etc.), a noticeable amount of those people simply stop communicating like I had simply vanished.
There are those very few, though, who I cherish the most because no matter how long the hiatus, they continue communicating with me. They’re the ones that taught me that follower count doesn’t matter as much as those you retain as friends or faithful followers. I couldn’t be more thankful to those few who make sticking around this fandom (and Tumblr in general) just a little more worth it!
- submitted by Anonymous
Fun facts about your sign here
(via zodiacmind)
only 90s kids will remember
the black and white versions came out in 2010
(Source: birdhorse, via )
today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
ok but this seems adorable to me
like kids at lunch
this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM
This is how the world should run
This is how the world used to run
We do this with the frogurt place and the coffee place next to us. And we offer a “good neighbor” discount to all the people who work at a store in the same shopping complex.
laughingalonewithautoresponder:
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
Attention to artists do not be afraid to say NO to fan’s that do not want to pay commission but still want a request. If you feel like they are using you because you are a popular artist chances are they are. Go with your gut on these situations in the long run it will help you.