Silver Tongue

Dec 17

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becausetheyhavelids:
“ this is the best sentence ive ever read
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becausetheyhavelids:

this is the best sentence ive ever read

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sonypraystation:

tumblr drags in 2012: this blogger is sexist and you probably shouldnt follow them

tumblr drags in 20XX: this blogger is literally casting spells in your backyard, if youre not a level 42 mage do not approach

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“ nsfwfans:
“ endelech:
“...

coulsart:

sesescorner:

coulsart:

moofrog:

fluffymilktea:

nostalgia-phantom:

sushinfood:

abadtime:

wonszu:

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whitefireink:

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//wink wonk//

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* heh…

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(( filthy skull klinkers. ))

SHOWS UP UNINVITED

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So I heard there was this bone bang going on…

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(( !!! ))

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 ? ? ?

* my husbone showed up.

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(( mt. snaz ))

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did i miss the party

or am i just fashionably late

* get in here, chuckle fucker.

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My Sans heard there was ketchup..

* it’s a bring-your-own-ketchup kinda party.

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The more the better.

This keeps getting better and better.

oh my god it’s becoming some horrific amalgamate

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WOW lemme get in on this bros~

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Yea….more Sans

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havemycrappycontribution

SANS PILE

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room for one more???

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oh shi-

AaHHHH

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ridiculousinpiccadilly:

chicanaspice:

legendarymotherofshade:

erincrocodile:

wizzard890:

kaylapocalypse:

lockelamora:

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

a drunk girl in blue pants, a white shirt, and a black vest held a broken bathroom stall door closed for me at a bar one night and i, another drunk girl, kept referring to her as “my hero, my han solo”

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Your assignment Tumblr…

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cannibalcoalition:

darkersolstice:

tcfkag:

If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.

Dumbold Tramp.

Dernald Frump

Tronald Dump

Trombone Klump.

dolan pump

deeznuts grump

dangan trompa

Donwad trupef

Doofus Frump

Dingus Dump

Wrongold Dump

Doonal Tromp

doodle troop

Dingus Trumpet

Dronko Tungus

Dumble Trope

Dumbass Slump

Dismal Frump

Dongle Flump

Tronald Dump

I was going to say Dump Truck but then I realized that they actually provided a necessary service to the community.

Dobangle Trampoline

Dingle Tingle

Donald Duck

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markiplier:

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squids-fer-days:

at least h**b l**e is over

HERB LORE??

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

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