Terfs hate the “vagina owners” and other similar terminology but I personally enjoy being a Vagina Owner, as if my reproductive system is a stinky belligerent cat that I adopted from the vagina shelter
vagina owners and penis owners is just like the cat owners vs dog owners meme
penis owners: this is my MASSIVE MEGA unstoppable magic nuclear fuck wand, it’s 63% thicker than the average phallus, is full of pure massive dick energy, and my erections can jackhammer through granite
vagina owners: this is my shitty pain-filled spite vessel, it tries to claw my guts out once a month and bleeds all over my clothes when it wants attention
I tried to give her a bath, but she bit me and ran under the sofa
Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person.
if they tried to invent libraries today it would get shut down
hot take but ursula and hook would have been much better candidates for an origin film than cruella
captain hook: was the first lost boy. when he got too old peter pan tried killing him but only managed to cut off his hand. pan continued to kill the lost boys that grew up. hooks crew is made up of the survivors.
Ursula: was tritons sister and next in line to rule. her fascination with magic lead her to change her lower half into an octopus and learn from the sea witches. her new power scared triton and so he banished her to the outskirts of the kingdom and took the throne himself.
okay but an ursula movie would actually be really cool. she was king tridents sister and was next in line to rule but she was exiled for her skills in magic and choosing to have octopus as her lower half instead of fish
