Silver Tongue

Dec 14

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mamasynth:

equiuszahhak:

fucking sjws think everything is a spectrum.

did you guys fucking know that apparently light is a spectrum? you gotta be shitting me. first it was just simple colors, but now there has to be light we cant see. inferred, ultraviolet, gamma rays, x rays

even a shrimp can see colors normal humans can’t see! what is the world coming to? fucking special snowflake-ass shrimp, trying to be different. 

Apparently! SOME DOGS! CAN ONLY SEE TWO COLORS!?

Uhm, sorry, dogs, sweeties, limited color perception isn’t a real thing, stop trying to be ~*~unique~*~ just because you don’t like red and green. :) stop the war on christmas

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tinyfloatingwhales:

bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella:

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eazyintheheezy:

bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella:

eazyintheheezy:

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eazyintheheezy:

bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella:

just-shower-thoughts:

The word “swims” is the same upside down

smiws??

upside down, not backwards. silly.

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

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OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

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Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

What happens

When an unstopable force

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Originally posted by tangarang

encounters an unmovable object?

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Originally posted by zhelanie

Find out tomorrow

lovesweetmemory asked: Undertale wins

We will see tomorrow. It made it to the finals though and that’s pretty rad.

Good news is that my employers aren’t getting involved. Bad news, my insurance is.

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sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

Yeah there is. Barbie is obviously dead on the inside of she’s let her house go this much. I mean look at how cluttered that kitchen is! I bet she’s a hoarder.

Barbie, you are AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER! Your dog is RIGHT THERE and you have cleaning supplies just strewn about. Your dog could end up eating something and getting sick!

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actionables:
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“ he asked me what I believe in
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I deserve better than this
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was I, was I unclear???
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how much clearer do I have to make it for him to understand
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he...

actionables:

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he asked me what I believe in

I deserve better than this

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was I, was I unclear???

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how much clearer do I have to make it for him to understand

he apologised!!!

nvm he was just trying to guilt trip me

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