Silver Tongue

Dec 02

clientsfromhell:

Client: My daughter has taken a college English course and she says that every instance of “that” needs to be “which” and the opposite in all instances in the book.

Me: Actually, they’re all correct as is, honoring the standard “that” for restrictive and “which” for non-restrictive.  For example, it would properly be, “The dog that my aunt had, which was a mixed breed, was named Whoknows.” If one were to follow your directive above, it would incorrectly read, “The dog which my aunt had, that was a mixed breed, was named Whoknows.”  

Client: She took a college English course.

Me: With all due respect, I majored in it, plus I have 30 years of editing experience. 

Client: I’m sure the rule has changed since you were in college.  Maybe you should take a refresher to catch up on current rules.

I billed for hours in and gently ended my association with that (not which) project.

(Source: clientsfromhell)

pembrokewkorgi: “2. Dark - Mightyena Last year I did Murkrow, but after playing ORAS for a bit, I grew an unexpected attachment to Poochyena (the faggot Pokemon) and Mightyena. As far as designs go, I like Poochyena better then Mightyena (I tend to...

pembrokewkorgi:

2. Dark - Mightyena

Last year I did Murkrow, but after playing ORAS for a bit, I grew an unexpected attachment to Poochyena (the faggot Pokemon) and Mightyena.

As far as designs go, I like Poochyena better then Mightyena (I tend to prefer cute to bad ass), but I felt Mightyena would make a more interesting monster girl, so I went with it.  Hope you like it.

pem you furry

lizzymodblog:

der-stein:

lizzymodblog:

Happy people annoy me.

Not because I don’t grant them happiness but because I feel being happy without having anything in particular to be happy about decreases from the joy when something does happen.

Or maybe I’m just a brooding little pessimist.

I’d rather have a higher average amplitude than the occasional spike

But the spikes are the best.

Like a concentrated infusion of joy.

Or an orgasm.

Or an even better analogy.

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thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

Demisexuals duck tape a picture of demi levato to their head

(Source: wincerind, via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)

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Tell me who you ship me with

heterovirus:

from other tumblr users, to fictional characters, it’s up to you!

(Source: underratedantagonist, via deep-sea-prince)

I have a Question for all of you

goldenblackhawk:

reina5202:

What year did you start watching the creatures and how did you find them? (Retired creatures count too)

2010 when an old friend recommended gaming youtubers.

I thought they were stupid and that video games were dumb.

And then I gave it a shot because I told him he was shit at youtubing and that i could probably do better, to which he said “I’d like to see you try”

So basically I’m here because I started out of spite and ended up liking it.

2012 or so when I accidentally clicked on a video of chilled, nick, adam and ze(?) playing worms.

(Source: oh-orthur, via goldenblackhawk)

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