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No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
(Source: subgirlygirl, via zeroyalviking)
and we are still fighting over minimum wage
And america tries to ask so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and learn a thing or two from these other countries.
But that would involve the american government admitting they were wrong so you know it’s not gonna happen.
(Source: from-student-to-teacher, via jwblogofrandomness)
Big mistake if you ask me
this happened to me once with an SK. A ret brought me back.
(via town-of-salem)
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friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
(Source: willowrainstar, via vampirekin-deactivated20190403)
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OH FUCK I GOT TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE AGAIN
How?
Just gauging interest, please like or reblog if you, no matter your gender or neurotypical status, would like to take a quick autism spectrum test for science! Share this with your friends, I need to get a pretty good estimate of how many people would be willing to help us understand autism spectrum disorder and how it correlates to nonbinary gender! Thanks!
—Lulu
One of my Waifu’s is working on her Masters (lol) and needs a sample base. Please contact her if you want to participate.
(Source: luluzilla, via askthetimemaster)
THERE’S A 50 PERCENT CHANCE OF SUCCESSFULLY FISHING
THERE’S A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF ENCOUNTERING A HORSEA INSTEAD OF A MAGIKARP
THERE’S A 5 PERCENT CHANCE OF SAID HORSEA HOLDING A DRAGON SCALE
I AM IN NO MOOD TO DO THE MATH BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT THAT IS BULLSHIT
Theres a .0075% chance of getting the thing.