Silver Tongue

Dec 12

blood-splattered-satisfaction:

This took me a depressing amount of time to make tbh

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Dec 11

[video]

wuffleton:

linkfrompennysylvania:

i want to fuck ice wolf

Same

cool story bro

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eiregirl05:

asherthealmighty:

coffeeinanebula:

sobforsirius:

the well known Harry Potter cycle

Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy

Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy

Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grown out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many bias memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way 

unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2

Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.

Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.

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setheverman:

awwww-cute:

The moment my dog (and husband) realized I was in the car beside him

Your dog and husband look so happy. Who the hell is that guy with glasses tho?

The chauffeur obviously. Dogs can’t drive. It’s undignified.

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• tumblr tie belt dude: are they still making fun of me
• co-worker: lemme check...yep
• tumblr tie belt dude: *slams fist on his desk so hard the dashboard buttons fall out of alignment*

frankcrimes:

shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway

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My favorite genre:

tyrelpinnegar:

Innocent enough to be marketed toward children, but dark enough to raise eyebrows over the fact that it’s marketed to children.

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slightlycoolgrey:

sonoanthony:

I’m such a laid back person you can tell me “goodnight” and I can see you posting and I understand sometimes you just need time to yaself to enjoy ur dash without talking to anybody, i get ya shorty do ya thing 

This is so important

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When Cokes Christmas game is strong

tittymeat:

4crealness:

youngblackandvegan:

kingjaffejoffer:

lyonnnss:

soberpoet6:

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Yo

wth? 😨

marketing genius

Aw that is so cute
I hate coke and I’d buy the bottle just to do this

This is cute

how big was the raise for the person that thought this up?

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