Silver Tongue

Dec 09

I’m mad as fuck cause this stupid ass joke amused me

thatmetticguy:
dracoflarex:
I know there are a lot of creepy Pokemon theories out there but this is one theory that’s proven in canon and it’s fucking creepy.
I am not going to evolve a Paras anymore
daily reminder
So we can confirm two things that are canon on the pokemon universe:
1. Parasects are Cordyceps. But instead of killing their host as feeding on themselves, their form some weird form of symbiosis that just render the host unable to act by its own.
2. In the pokemon universe, China still exists.

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

songofsunset:

inventrix:
0trevskies:
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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deyogee:

‘deyogge’
I love it

the stamps just make this much more funny.

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priestessamy:

mousathe14:
wackd:
woeroboros:
woeroboros:
SJW hair spotted on amazon with the highly insulting implication that this is representative of Gamers like myself. Will no longer be using this service. Aposematism in action folks..
Examine her method of gripping the controller. Her faux-nerdette glasses and attire. Has probably never played a serious competitive game in her life. Unlike me. A big Gamer. I game hard and I take no prisoners. Put a stop to this counterfeit culture. Women do not enjoy games. Women exist only to anger and confuse me.
i’m looking at this and all i can think is
Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Bobby! I made it to world 3-2!! *starts singing* It’s a Mario adventure and I’m hop-hop-hoppin’ along~ It’s a Mario adventure and I’m jumping on turtles~

(via bloodsbane)

nhaingen:

the inevitable

So with enough bitterness, you can travel through time?

(via bloodsbane)

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