Silver Tongue

Dec 08

ridiculouscake:
“ khaoskris:
“ stunnerpone:
“ diarrheaworldstarhiphop:
“ garygibbon:
“ LMAOOOOOO THIS NIGGA SALTY AF
”
GET NOMINATED FOR THREE CATEGORIES
LOSE ALL OF THEM
GEEEEET DUNKED ON
”
I don’t even like soccer but I’ve been having a blast with...

ridiculouscake:

khaoskris:

stunnerpone:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

garygibbon:

LMAOOOOOO THIS NIGGA SALTY AF

GET NOMINATED FOR THREE CATEGORIES

LOSE ALL OF THEM
GEEEEET DUNKED ON

I don’t even like soccer but I’ve been having a blast with rocket leage. And even tho I like Undertale’s story and characters deeply, I absolutely abhor the gameplay. I find it so ungodly boring.

Now, that’s not to say that I even care about what some sell out game award says. But seriously, this guy is so fucking salty.

I can’t find that tweet anywhere on the Twitter machine. I know Toby likes to shitpost but I kinda doubt that tweet is real.

People twisted his words when he was talking “bad” about MGS5 and I have no doubt that it might be happening again.

I looked up the other runner-ups in the independent game category and, yeah, Rocket league does stand out as feeling a bit … out of place, compared to the other games in that category. I’d be salty too.

Axiom Verge
Her Story
Ori and the Blind Forest
Rocket League
Undertale

I looked for the tweet and can’t find it. It’s I’m guessing it’s fake. Please don’t fake tweets in an effort to make a game or person look bad.

(via ridiculouscake)

send me an age and i’ll tell you what i would have been blogging about when i was that old

(via rosexknight)

ask-muffet:
“ asrielobsessed:
“ bot-n-blook:
“ undertalecrackconfessions:
“ undertale-shitposts:
“ Undertale’s up on the gamefaqs contest again! Our opponent this time is pokemon red/blue, a hulking behemoth made of pure nostalgia
tbh I think you...

ask-muffet:

asrielobsessed:

bot-n-blook:

undertalecrackconfessions:

undertale-shitposts:

Undertale’s up on the gamefaqs contest again! Our opponent this time is pokemon red/blue, a hulking behemoth made of pure nostalgia

tbh I think you should vote for undertale even if you prefer pokemon because it’ll be much more interesting if undertale wins

oh boy oh boy oh BOY it’s time guys!! this is the BIG FIGHT!!!

AS OF 20 HOURS 50 MINUTES LEFT:

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WE MIGHT ACTUALLY PULL THIS OFF.

[[YO GUYS. YOU KNOW THE DRILL! LET’S DO THIS SHIT!]]

Vote it up in here >;Y

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There’s seven hours left and pokemon fans are already celebrating. Show them what for.

(via wuffleton)

So I, uh, just did the math

Undertale is catching up at 0.1% every ten minutes so at this rate, it would take 8.7 hours just to be even. That’s cutting it a little too close considering there’s only 9.3 hours left. C’mon people, vote!

I would not have the taste in music I have if not for tauberpa and xanauzimaki

Undertale VS pokemon -

silver-tongues-blog:

fangpony:

silver-tongues-blog:

Friends, this will be our defining moment. with enough D E T E R M A T I O N we can do this! This is our time, our time now. Let’s show all those genwunners who the real monster is!

AYYYYY VOTE UNDERTALE GUYS, GURLS AND NONBINARY, LETS GET THIS GAME TO THE WINNERS CIRCLE

Just to clarify, it’s not going up against the entirety of Pokemon, it’s going up against red blue green yellow. And this is around before the finale. In Pokemon Williams in the contest will dissolve into just another Zelda Versus Final Fantasy contest.

Undertale is starting to catch up! with enough determination, we can do this!

(via silver-tongues-blog)

cellobeer:

whiskyandoldspice:

sometimes i feel so bad for lucifer

imagine you’re a little kid and you have the coolest dad in the whole world like he takes you to baseball games all the time and teaches you how to drive an ATV and sits up on friday nights with you eating pizza rolls and watching cartoons

and then one day he brings home a thousand fucking ferrets or something

and they smell and they’re shitting all over your house and he just sits around playing with the ferrets and ignoring you and you’re like “dad what the fuck” and he’s all “aren’t these ferrets gr8 i want you to do whatever they tell you to do and you have to love them you have to love them“ 

and you’re like “dad have you gone off the deep end you gotta get rid of the ferrets man”

and then he kicks you out of the house

Bravo analogy

And then you teach the ferrets to only shit where they are supposed to and how to clean themselves and be self sufficient and then your dad throws all the ferrets out because of it.

(via saccharinecyanide)

adurot:

chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

The other day I spent five minutes staring at the leftover pumpkin pie, trying to figure out if the black stuff was mold or blueberry.

You should shame her for making pie instead of pumpkin bread.

Bitch, I made the pies

I can’t believe tumblr user adurot’s sexist assumption that the wife in this scenario was the one who prepared the food. Clearly, he should be lynched, or whatever it is people on tumblr usually do when this happens.

Usually dox and send copious amounts of anon hate.

Well frankly that sounds like a lot more work than a simple good old-fashioned lynching

Good luck lynching me, I’m hardly ever home!

Kick him throuhg the internets!

(via adurot)

just some funny things I found on gamefaqs today

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This is hilarious because

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They are so salty that they are making up things without looking into them. Don’t forget to vote for undertale because red and blue were buggy and aged like bad milk.

ask-muffet:
“ asrielobsessed:
“ bot-n-blook:
“ undertalecrackconfessions:
“ undertale-shitposts:
“ Undertale’s up on the gamefaqs contest again! Our opponent this time is pokemon red/blue, a hulking behemoth made of pure nostalgia
tbh I think you...

ask-muffet:

asrielobsessed:

bot-n-blook:

undertalecrackconfessions:

undertale-shitposts:

Undertale’s up on the gamefaqs contest again! Our opponent this time is pokemon red/blue, a hulking behemoth made of pure nostalgia

tbh I think you should vote for undertale even if you prefer pokemon because it’ll be much more interesting if undertale wins

oh boy oh boy oh BOY it’s time guys!! this is the BIG FIGHT!!!

AS OF 20 HOURS 50 MINUTES LEFT:

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WE MIGHT ACTUALLY PULL THIS OFF.

[[YO GUYS. YOU KNOW THE DRILL! LET’S DO THIS SHIT!]]

Vote it up in here >;Y

Do it. Put those genwunners in their place. Especially with these kinds of people.

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And these

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Also because even the people trying to deny they’re salty are increadibly salty

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(via wuffleton)