Silver Tongue

Dec 07

I jsut realized something

Iknow that everyone believes that the riverpersons message about “beware the oen who speaks in hands” could be about gaster because wingings uses hands for some letters but I don’t think that’s who they were talking about

It’s alphys. You meet the river person right before getting in alphys’s lab and during the mettaton quiz show,

I think the riverperson was warning frisk not to trust alphys because alphys was the one who planned out everything in hotland and made flowey and is generally someone who fucked up a lot

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lovesweetmemory asked: XD yes I know Deer

OH. it’s kinda rude to compare one persons OC to another.

lovesweetmemory asked: Pun

That’s probably not such a good idea since there’s already a red coated, brown maned, green eyes pony named pun.

Anonymous asked: Deer Queen. You will always be Deer Queen to me.

I am the deerest of queens

stormbornwitch:

hans-ecstasy-emporium:

jjarichardson:

nicstoirm:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

I laugh so hard everytime this comes up because magic is real and it’s exactly like this

Wait, what?

WwhhaaTTTT?

Every time I see this post there are even more ‘what?’ responses and I can’t help but burst out laughing.

Oh, you’re a necromancer? You must be such an edgy person. Aquamancy and hydromancy all the way.

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nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

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yamanitos:

when your shift is over but the customer keeps talking

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I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

ghostbellies:

bittersweetnsours:

schatjetoch:

scalesthegecko:

seductive-cactus:

souupernova:

smol-princely-tree:

spyroforlife:

B)

Last time I did this I got “smol tree” so who wants to give me a new URL idea to consider

NO THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SOMEONE SENT ME LEMONFUCKER AND THATS MY CURRENT INSULT FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE

im afraid but excited. do your worst.

Fucking do it

yes pls

doo eet

Please? 8 B

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dicaeopolis:

aro-ace-amethyst:

prearchaic:

mariadamsfoster:

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

Reblog to save a life

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

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it means you should hate the english language

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