Silver Tongue

Dec 05

What if frisk from pta sans universe has gluten allergies and linda is the one who thinks gluten allergies are a myth

UNDERFELL PTA SANS:

paper-mario-wiki:

Sans IS the horrible PTA mom.

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sweet-bitsy:

perivaleyard:

supersmashthestatebros:

All these video games with their epic orchestral musical scores. Those concerned moms are right: there’s way too much violins in video games.

I don’t mind the violins, it’s the sax that’s the problem.

Don’t do drums, kids

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cinegasmic:

it’s crazy that a movie that has a plot of hot blonde goes to law school to win back boyfriend turned out to be like one of the greatest feminist manifestos of our time

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konkeydongcountry:

imagine setting this loose in the middle of a big auditorium while some important speech is going on

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skullivan:

So, like, you guys are all familiar with the DreamWorks face right

Well guess what TV Tropes just made me realize

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ridiculouscake:

gay4zayn:

imjakegyllenhaal:

me: *replaced me and zayn’s lube with superglue*
zayn: um wtf i can’t get out
me: damn :/// i guess you just gotta stay in there huh?? damn :(

UM excuse me? Super glue immediately dries when it comes in contact with human skin to avoid the exact scenario you just described, and it can easily be removed with nail polish remover, Stop lying to us.

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deoxyrebornicleic:

sigmatique:

ghostyknight:

nifaux:

rebornica:

nifaux:

rebornica:

no

leave me alone

REBS LISTEN!!! 

LEAVE ME ALONE

IM GOING TO SEND THESE TO HIM!!!!

I leave for 2 minutes and this happens

Never forget dapper-deoxys

LET THIS DIE

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