Why
therorlord OH GODS WHY
imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT
this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not
BLESS YOU
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THERES
ONLY
116
SAND
CATS
LEFT
ON
EARTH
less humans more sand cats
Seconded
Unfortunately, the fewest of a species you can have to repopulate something without inbreeding is 142 so they are doomed.
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back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
I fucking love history.
The tea ploy also sounds like a total Uncle Iroh move.
(Source: did-you-know, via deep-sea-prince)
Reminder that the same website that complained about ORAS having too much water also complained about HGSS being a remake with no new Pokemon.
Didn’t they also complain that X & Y Were too much like a pokemon game?
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Arin
And Mark
Both had phases
This is amazing
the bottom one isn’t mark. It’s someone who was attempting a darkipliar cosplay.
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If this post gets 20,000 notes I’ll go and buy Sonic ‘06 and not sleep until I’ve beaten it
Why would you risk that?
It’s never gonna get to 20,000 i’m not risking anything
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IGN confirmed for Team Magma.
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I want to go by an actual name that isn’t my birth name.. I hate my birth name.
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this kinda sums up tumblr for me
OH MY GOD
I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT
He’s got a nice little pussy
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