concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
driving-an-impala-in-isengard:
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
They can’t fix a broken egg.
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[video]
PETA Reportedly Steals and Kills a Family Dog
PETA reportedly stole a family’s pet chihuahua from their porch, and killed it.
You heard that right. Yes, we’re talking aboutthat PETA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The theft was caught on video, and has been reported by WAVY.com, local media in Accomack County, Virginia.We also seem to have powerful evidence that the girl who owned Maya is inconsolable. The New York Daily News reports:
The Mexican immigrant said the tiny dog had been the only thing that cheered his daughter, who was having difficulty adjusting to her new country.
“Ethical treatment.”
PETA isn’t a group that any fucking idiot can proclaim themselves a part of and then start causing crap. This is an organisation with an active membership program, they used organisational resources to orchestrate this and thousands of other pet slaughters, and yet there are people who still support them. Come the fuck on.
How does this place still exist?
It’s absolutely mind boggling.
“Hey look, let’s go in this guy’s house, kidnap his dog, and then kill it! We’re helping!!"
Worst part is that they’re apparently getting away with it.
Disgusting.
Becuase the way they see it, it’s better to be dead than be in a loving home with people who play with you and feed you and keep you alive.
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Ah yes, the classic Pieforce.
Dennys…
You can stop…
You’re only 1-uping yourself.
oh my god what just happened
The kid on the right hit the kid on the left who thought it was the kid in the back and was fed up. So he got up to fight the kid in the back but the kid in the back ripped off his jacket and used it as a whip/punch combo and owned the kid on the left.
(Source: evaaaaaaaaa-blog, via deep-sea-prince)
Anonymous asked: 17, female, I think your oc is cool and that your commentary on the blog is funny.
My OC is cool? Lately I’ve just been using him for porn shit.
How old are you, what gender are you and why do you follow my blog?
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My Tumblr Crushes:
How did rebornica get to the top? I wasn’t even following reb until last month!
The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.
I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks
deep sea anime blush stickers
fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey
fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror
My aesthetic.
Perhaps senpai will notice me SO I CAN CONSUME HIS FLESH
I thought that was an alien symbiot at first
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