Silver Tongue

Dec 04

andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

(via thatsthat24)

• waitress: how would you like your eggs?
• you: um, over easy.
• waitress: and how would you like your eggs, sir?
• your dad: do you think you can just throw them into my mouth from across the room?
• waitress: ?
• you: ?
• your dad: because I like my eggs over difficult.

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@half-hearted-dreamers @probablyfakeblonde
I think tumblr mobile was glitching the fuck out.

Anonymous asked: Don't you think The Wiz and Black Cinderella are cultural appropriation from traditionally white characters? You can't have it both ways.

youwish-youcould:

dayumshecangetit:

thechanelmuse:

You don’t even know what cultural appropriation means. You just pressed, but wanna feel oppressed so bad.

But the original Cinderella wasn’t white 🐸☕️

She sure wasn’t but i’ll let you cook

manafromheaven:

the-meggo:

the-meggo:

burial at sea was the most important addition to the bioshock franchise because it established that andrew ryan canonically has a fucking fursona

#is a man not entitled to the fursuit off his back?#a man yiffs a slave obeys -@dirtyfoxcornmerchant

“NO ONE CAN KINKSHAME ME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN”

OHMYGOD

(via wuffleton)

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Guess who sans is