Silver Tongue

Dec 04

[video]

Dec 03

Warden: So, there’s a secret entrance, let’s go find it.
Ranger: Wait, so there’s a secret entrance to the mountain base…
DM: What…
Ranger: …which means that behind it, there must be…
DM: Oh, not again.
Party, in unison: 🎵Secret tunnel, secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! 🎵

(via saccharinecyanide)

Sans: linda i swear to god...
Linda: Gluten allergies are a myth. It's so stupid! How can anyone believe this crap?!
Sans: one, gluten allergies are not a myth. two, you're out voted anyway. and three, if you picked up a book once in a while maybe you'd be on the winning side. anyway, moving on to our next item...

rosexknight:

fluffybunnybadass:
jinngersnap:
fluffybunnybadass:
ruecian:
toastydoodles:
usbdongle:
sparagm0s:
merryxigmas:
3tno:
myutsuu:
merryxigmas:
they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years
he does exist!
they do exist
oohh….*faints*
santa?
eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96
thats not 8 years
that;s 18 years
WHAT
it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.
okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age
from 1993.
thats 22 years ago
this commercial has been playing for 22 years.
thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change
This commercial is as old as me.

(via rosexknight)

But imagine linda insisting that vaccinations are bad and then sans chimes in with the story of chara and how a child getting sick and dying almost caused a massive ware that would only end in genocide.

No but imagine this

ollieisverybored:

You know how people say that sans screams about Linda wanting a gluten free lunch hall. Well it feels as if it should be the other way around.
Linda thinks that people fake the whole gluten-intolerance thing to loose weight, but let’s say monsters can’t process gluten, and sweet pta mom Julie has a son with gluten problems, so he’s actively fighting for gluten free food, but Linda can’t get off her FUCKING HIGH-HORSE BULLSHIT

[video]

New icon. I forgot my main deer was red and green.

therightnippleofarcher:

a non-exhaustive list of ridiculous shit undyne has done:
refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream
whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill
stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say
supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can
stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call
give someone cooking lessons instead of military training
obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES
throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half
“I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”
build a giant sword she saw in an anime once
say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now
try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10
clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off
make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits
stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear
own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down
burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either
demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity
start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him
“the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”
the flattery supplex
talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather
write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it
slam dunk alphys into a garbage can
ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real
this:

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

cinna–bunny:

therightnippleofarcher:
the best thing about mettaton is that he obviously considers his rectangle form to be irresistibly sexy as much as his EX form because he’s released 28 feature length movies consisting of nothing but rose petals falling on his reclining body and apparently he broke into undyne’s house once just to lie seductively on the piano and feed himself grapes and both of these happened when he was still a calculator with arms
Body positivity at its finest.

Monsters are in tune with their souls. The more pure a monsters soul is, the more beautiful the monster is. mettaton IS a monster. He’s a ghost in a robot body. As egocentric as he is, he still cares deeply about all his fans and family. That’s why he decided not to leave the underground if his fans couldn’t follow because he knows how important to them he is. Mettaton is who people should aspire to be.

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