Anonymous asked: what would you do with non blood stained clothes?
Things that involve blood of course. Maybe you work as a butcher. Maybe you get nose bleeds easily. Maybe a thing that involves blood happens frequently. I think clothes that can’t be stained by blood would be very useful.
There should be a fabric that can’t be stained by blood. Clothes made of that material would be so useful
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j'adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s'est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z'avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
The best part of this is how if you don’t speak French, you still kinda get the joke, but you don’t realize what a fucking burn it is.
You ever eat a raw potato? Don’t. It’s not like an apple. Eat raw pineapple instead.
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
