I like how AA groups are like “I’m an alcoholic but jesus fixed that” when jesus was like “Yo, this party sucks. BOOM! All water is wine now! drink the fuck up!”
ask-factory-scootaloo asked: I'm not Jesus, but...
Well, that’s usually followed by a homophobic or sexist thing.
Like “I’m not jesus but he doesn’t want htis thing that he was actually totally into.”
Like seriously, he and judas were totally gay. He washed judas’s feet a lot which was basically slang for sexing them… And his best friend, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Also, his first miracle was turning water to wine.
Jesus was a gay alcoholic who’s best platonic friend was a prostitute.
Whenever someone say “I’m not XXX but…”
They are X. It doesn’t matter what the X is. The ex could be “racist” or it could be “Participating in drama” whenever it is followed by the word “but” they are it.
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People on this website need to learn that achieving equality isn’t easy and can’t be done by a snap of a finger. It takes time.
Give it time. We’re not going backwards or stopping, we’re moving forward, slowly but still moving.
People also need to learn that you cannot achieve equality without addressing the issues for all parties and you cannot achieve equality if you demonize every member in a specific group.
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am i the only one who thinks that they look alike?
ejsus chrsit kenny
Kenny you shitlord.
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the-don-jesus-deactivated201509 asked: Hey, Im just speaking my mind, and the only thing I agree was to let Maia, and Jitters solve they're issues with each other, I don't agree to anon harassing you, nor do I agree the use of anon.
What happened to being done?
Yeah, but the thing is the anon was the only one to message me other than you about the situation. Odds are that you are the anon. And the only ones who know for a fact are you and anon, if you are telling the truth. I’m just going by what I’ve seen. What I’ve seen makes you most likely to be the anon. And all you’re doing is digging a deeper hole.
the-don-jesus-deactivated201509 asked: So you're just gonna pin point any anon on me? Like I said I don't need anon, I'm not like those people. Hell, I'll even tell you what I gotta say personally. You can say all you want and whatever but I know what I did, and I know what I didn't.
What happened to being done?
It’s not just any anon, it’s the anon who seems to be the only person other than you to have been bothered. It’s the anon that was acting just like you were. It’s the anon that sounds like you before you came.