i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i ain’t tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
Seriously. Why is it always Russians and Asians in those ads. Or at least I can understand the Asians, that’s a whole fetishizing genre of porn thing that exists there, but why Russians?
Russia is in asia so it’s all asians.
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SO
I WENT AND OPENED @deyogee’s BLOG AND THE BUS WAS EMPTY SO I FIGURE “FUCK IT. I HAVE TWO FRIENDS TELLING ME TO GO CHECK OUT THE PONY PORN. WHY THE FUCK NOT?”
AND THEN TWENTY CHILDREN GET ON THE BUS
ABORT. ABORT.
But I only post SFW on this account! :O
They should look at @dixiebiscuit-cafe
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what about this nerd? What would you rate him?
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
Hes a cutie, his colours compliment each other well enough althought I can’t tell if his main pelt is yellow or a light green? So I can’t give a complete verdict on the colours on that basis.
I also like his necklace/gem ? Its colours draw your eyes to it. If anything I’d brighten his eyes slightly cause the gemstone on his gem catches your eye more than his face but that may be my own personal preference.All in all he’s pretty ^^
Cool. He’s a yellow, not light green. I adopted him from @guardingafterdawn
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Hey tumblr @staff, thanks for not loading posts after as certain point so I could check to see what missed last night. It’s not like I follow all these blogs because I actually want to see them.
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*main character becomes a villain* oh my GOD… oh MY GOd do that again
*main character becomes a villain against their own will* oh my GOD… oh MY GOOOODDDDDDDDD
*main character becomes a villain while stopping another villain* OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD
