HERE’S THE THING THOUGH
I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click
And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”
So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is
“No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.”
I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:
“Ma’am, this is a matter of national security.”
I accidentally called the director of the FBI.
My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via deep-sea-prince)
Fun facts about your sign here
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our-little-scootaloo-deactivate asked: I'll give you some pocket lint to change Orion with cheese.
How much pocket lint?
Factory X Sir Lintsalot otp
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that puppet dude scares me more than the animatronics
That’s because animatronics are supposed to move on their own. Marionettes need someone pulling the strings.
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I discovered this and asked hoofprint-is-spooky what an interaction between Static and Orion would look like.
Let’s say there’s this person who works at their job. Now, imagine the someone took a picture of them and posted it on the internet without them knowing because they were attractive. Now the person gets a shit ton of messages asking people to fuck them despite the person already being in a committed relationship. Now people are actively looking for the person. The person has had to change their phone number many times but other people just keep coming to them.
Who would you consider to be the bad person? The worker who does not want a bunch of people stalking and harassing them or the other people who torment him to no end.
Oops, I let it slip that it was a guy I was taking about.