Silver Tongue

Nov 29

[video]

Dear stupid customer

please do not order a lettuce wrap and then complain about the lack of bread

true-scorpio16:
when your teacher writes OK on a question that was clearly not what they were looking for but was undeniably correct all I can think about is them doing this while grading
As a teacher, I can confirm this is accurate.

(via toodaioo)

[video]

Describe your life in two words

scraps-is-busy:

ambris-art:
mrkenyon:
the-chibster:
mii-makes-art:
trashtierhyena:
equilateralwaffle:
sushinfood:
mosstato:
mini-ton:
noiseycrow:
warrior-of-knowledge:
djinnwolves:
nyxxi:
bronamicode:
gaybrofart:
craggs13:
I’m late
Oh fuck
my bad
Oh well
It’s Alright
This blows
fuck off
sad smol
Easily replaceable.
An adventure.
uh oh
y god
its different
Why me
Huh, interesting.
[screaming internally]
Parental Issues

god dammit

(via scraps-is-busy)

Elrond: So you know that ring you just cut off Sauron's finger? You should probably throw it in the volcano, which is right here.
Isildur: How about no.
...
Elrond: Ok look that's definitely Sauron and he's definitely coming back, let's go do something about it.
Saruman: Or you could take Galadriel home and let me handle this.
...
Elrond: Welcome to the Council of Elrond.
Elrond: EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
Elrond: WE ARE DEFINITELY DOING THE DESTROYING THE RING THING THIS TIME
Elrond: NO EXCUSES

lennythereviewer:

“Wanna hear a joke?”
“My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”
“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”
“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”
“…It’s funny because marriage is terrible”

But her aim is getting better

(via taffybuns)

rupelover:

justlookatthosesausages:
oh my gods the SFX secret actually is so ridiculous i can’t stop laughing
oh my god. this is so freaking cool and hilarious.

(via thatsthat24)

[video]

jwblogofrandomness:

I never knew how much I needed this gif till now.

Now we just need a gif of Mickey interacting with Daffy as a companion piece.

THis bothers me so much

(via jwcartoonist)